Shade Waker wrote:
"with all do respect the queen unceremoniously discharged my censored"
“And with all due respect, I don’t give a damn.”
"fair enough?"
“As everyone learns…you can’t beat a Brit.”
"well tell that to dracula he killed me" he shrugs
"Unless you-" Cue Alien Hominid just stabbing Nolegs 200 times, London style.
“Yet here you stand.”
"ow ow OW- HOMINID STOP-"
"dying is cringe" he snorks
"Yup, time to dunk this hominid once more." Isaac first yeets Hominid to a wall. "Yeet." ...and freakin dunks it. "Dunk."
“So you say.”
god i wish i could die it would be great
"What the fu-" KABOOM! 
Not while you work for me.
fair i guess
“Now then.” From no where, she just pulls out a lollipop and proceeds to do…what she normally does with them. Eat them, obviously.
put a bullet through his toe and looks dead inside
“You stupid tea-swigger, you’re not supposed to point it at yourself.”
"shut it one eyed angry pirate that lost to a failure of a victorian vampire wannabe!"
"Oh damn-"
“Thou hath called?”
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