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"errr i haven't been to your place in weeks you psychotic sibling of mine"

“Wot? Ye were just there yesterday.”

"And you haven't changed... either" he muttered, before purposefully knocking Yorkie's blood glass down

"uhhh no yesterday i was in Scandinavia... think"

“Yeah, and I got a place up there too, dummy. I got several for a damn reason.”

"like i know you didn't tell me squat before getting cut in two"

“….Okay now yer just givin’ me a bloody headache cause I told ye about the four places I do own….they’re small though cause Queen Cutting Board won’t lemme have a big house.”

"giving you a headache is how i get my entertainment out of you"

"LOOK AT ME. HARRASSING DUKE OF YORK TO GET YOUR ATTENTION" he yelled while poking the crap out of Yorkie.

"oi moron stop"

“Thine ability to annoy me is like my reflection. It doesn’t exist.”

"You know i'll start groping you soon" he said as he continued to poke

"gonna need ice for that there burn"

“Hahahaha! All I have to do is scream, and thou will be ruined.”

"Well... no one would really care because you don't scream. Ever" he flicked her forehead. "Besides pretty sure most have had enough of you by now. And I knocked your glass over if you didn't notice"

"thats sexual harassment you can be charged for that"

“If touching a vampire woman is the pinnacle of thine life, then thou should go pick on woman who actually care for thou, if there even are any.”

"Come on... do something damn you." he said as he would lightly tug at her hair. "You torture me with this, you know that? Does this pleasure you, pissing me off?"

"Oh come on. If you want a girl who won't protest when you do that to her, I'm right here."

"hold up whot did i uh hear that right or do i need someone with superhuman strength to pinch me???"