Cue Jacob just splashing a random gender-swapping potion on Esau. Esau: "What the?!- You absolute-" Jacob makes a run for it as Esau chases behind him.
he just looked at him confused snorking a female him would just be his sister
"Jacob got issues on gender-swapping his bro."
Yup, Cue Jacob doing engineer TF2's laugh. While Esau just continues chasing him.
"ok? its not applied to anyone else and i could care less"
Hm? Esau just stopped running after him... and he turned into a spirit. but something seems... different.
shade kept his eye on them and about a third of his attention on them
"And now this is where Esau turns into a female." Greed said, literally un-amused as he kicked a soccer ball out a window.
"i fail to see how that is either a problem or where i am to care"
"Yeah same here. By the way, Monstro II was turned into mincemeat by Isaac. Pretty brutal if ya ask me."
"i still don't care"
Not to mention, Hominid is just eating the corpse. "Yo this is actually pretty good."
queue the sound of a blade being slid out of a sheath
I would insert the MInecraft eating noises but i'm actually pretty lazy to do it lmfao.
and having seen enough he just flicks his sword with his wrist slicing hominid in two
"Haha, rip bozo. Lmao + Get Good + Ratio."
and then greed is shot through the back of the head with 50 caliber round
Cue Greed just rolling his eyes. "Thankfully i don't have a brain to get shot."
shouldn't have said that because now he's reloaded and blown the head clean off turning it to nothing
Cue Greed just... randomly growing a head. oh jeez-
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