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it sat silent in the forest in pretty bad shape from over 80 years of having been abandoned in the forest why it was beside the maus of which two models were ever built and none had seen combat was anyone guess

Azumi watched the tank and ate popcorn. To those who have interacted with her prior to Inspektor Bonk's arrival, she seemed the least unpredictable and random. Now, she's using her magic to A pose and slide everywhere she goes. Actually, she's playing bongos while eating popcorn as we speak.

shade just picks up a rocket launcher aiming it at the ground near azumi and fires a round enough to spook her but not harm her

“…It’s just a tractor on treads with a gun. Why would you ever want a heap of trash like that when our casters do more damage?”

"i prefer a gun miss teleporting behind people"

“It works, does it not? Maybe you should try. You’d probably not be in whatever misfortune you’re in now.”

"dead and sucking blood? i doubt it"

“Is that just a normal thing amongst you bloodsuckers?”

"idunno hey mr "giant sword that floats" confirm would you?"

Error 404: Mr Giant Sword That Floats not found. Now Shade just looks like an idiot. “…..Right.”

"god dammit alucard"

“So you all undead are morons. Got it.”

"you got bullied by silverash so shut up crowndork"

"Shade, you're really letting someone named 'Crownslayer' run her mouth?"

"i mean i could delete her from existance yes but well its funny to see her get bullied by rhodes island"

Mathius went to speak before he just decided to stay quiet and simply shook his head.

"That's what happens when Assassin's Creed becomes Asshat's Creed"

Mathius just stared at Drael "you're an idiot....."

He just stayed in the corner where he feels comfortable, chilling with Cici and her pig? pet, Bruiser.

he'd been sitting in a corner eating cake