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"A what? Does that mean you're a giant where you're from? You can carry tiny people across large bodies of water? Are you like... Gulliver?"

“…I think she is trying to say she is a living and breathing ship-girl.” Joker finally said, after watching everyone interact. Perhaps it was time to talk. “Why else would a child carry firearms?”

"What's a... What's a ship-girl? Children carry weapons where I'm from all the time. Its for protection against the ones who bite!"

“It means that the girl is literally a ship,” Joker explained with a sigh. “Just in the form of a girl. Confusing? Yes. Realistic? No.”

Roni heavy sighed and blinked.

"This...place hurts my head. Is there anything normal here?"

With that, she looked around and saw nothing normal to her.

"Mrrrr." [Jeff says that he's normal]

“This is a bar within space and time,” Joker said. “It wouldn’t be normal due to the multiverse interfering with it.”

"Argh! No! Nnnnnooo! That is not possible! It's too cute to be real!"

Roni squealed as she noticed the adorable land shark. He tends to have this effect on everyone, even some of the toughest beings.

"Dammit!"

She would hold her hand towards Jeff, and hoped he would approach.

Jeff makes his way over to Roni, nuzzling her hand. "Mrrrr?"

Roni knelt down and pet the shark. She never, in a million years, thought she would ever get to pet a shark of all things.

"You are almost as adorable as the little'un over there. But you're still a cutie nonetheless!"

"Mrrrr!" [pleased]

Joker chuckled at the sight. “A cute one, isn’t he? Try to rub his belly, he might enjoy it. And try to rub his gills, too.”

Roni looked back at Joker, then back to Jeff. She attempted to rub his tummy.

Jeff rolls over to allow Roni to pet him some more. "Mrrrr."