"your the ironblood empress king of the ocean you do you though you may want to talk to elizabeth because oh i don't know i'm still technically dead"
“Wen interessiert es, was Königin Elizabeth, die flache Brust, über dich zu sagen hat?”
"i err understand zero of that bismarck im just a brit"
“Then the only thing you need to do is learn German.” She gives Shade the forms he needs.
"huh well then to say this is unexpected would be an understatement but frankly ill take it over getting my leg sliced off by a hydra or what alucard dictates as a "training match"
“Mind your tongue, Waker.”
"right back at you you floating vampire jesus"
"what?"
“Anywho. Because of your prior military work, Ironblood will give you your rank, Shade, and the uniforms are free.”
where's the DnD room
"roll a d20"
"seriously what are you people on about"
ok
“Ich habe keine Ahnung.”
*she rolled*
rolled 1d20 and got a natural 6.
"yeah sorry I can't tell you where that room is, make a saving throw, roll 3d6"
"are you joking?"
"nope"
ugh"
rolled 3d6 and got a natural 9.
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"please?"
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