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Gwen asked Cairo to be her date to homecoming

thanks bro you're awesome

dont worry tho im not a mercenary anymore i quit that job

now that the poor mix board had a bullet hole and was on fire shade threw a grenade at it

And Smolensk threw another grenade at it, for good measure.And because cool people don’t look at explosions, she turned her back to it, but a cigarette in her mouth and lighting it right as the grenades went off.

"i have acid should i throw that on it?"

gwen ok

“No, throw it on the couple over here who are denser than a треклятый (damned) pair of rocks.”

"accidentally" trips and drops it on cairo "whoops sorry"

gwen what heck

Dont worry, it aint nothing sprite cant fix

"you...bloody idiotischer Mangel an Hirn (idiotic lacking for brains) piece of a human that was literal A C I D sprite will not fix the chemicals that just gave you chemical burns are you mentally deficient"

“ Разве мы, русские, не знаем о химикатах.” (Don’t us Russians know about chemicals.)

"Schweigen Sowjet niemand gefragt" (silence soviet no one asked)

dude shade its okay you made a mistake you shouldn't be so hard on your self we all screw up from time to time

Gwen I am glad you are okay

“Я собираюсь сделать Осовецкую крепость похожей на детскую вечеринку.” (I’m about to make Osowiec Fortress look like a kids party.)

"Wenn wir es schaffen, werden die Sowjets wie die Deutschen an diesem Tag aussehen!" (bring it ill make the soviets look like the germans on that day!) now it was just a foreign language screaming match

And then Smolensk brings out an entire thing of mustard gas and lets it go like this was back in World War I. Who cares who gets gassed, when chemical warfare is indiscriminate?

middle finger power makes him immune to the chemical warfare because yes?