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Simple; one of the dice was snatched by a passing crow, while the other landed with a single dot facing up.
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Rantaro saw the crow and decided he'd try to feed it some of his lunch. Unfortunately, he rolled a one.

"Oof, looks like that guy got attacked by a crow. Relatable, I got harassed by a foul-mouthed British pigeon once. She apparently had it out for me because I nearly blindsided her while flying. Also, looks like the crow stole all his lunch as well as pecking him in the eyes. That's rough, buddy."

Theo attempts to deploy his armour so he can fly off and head home, but as per usual with Theo in any situation involving chance, he rolled a 1. This can only end badly.

“Only one wing deployed and you spiraled downwards to a rough landing.”

Jenn shifts on the booth seat and sips her milkshake…

“I was sipping on a strawberry milkshake at the ice cream shop when I rolled a 1…”

"First off, you failed to notice how close to the edge of the table your glass was. The whirlwind of events that transpired after you took that fateful sip was simply too much for you, and unfortunately, the shake tumbled off the table. It's a shame, really. And to think it all began with me walking through the door," he ended with a wink.

He tutted playfully, "And now you are covered in ice cream. Such a waste!"

"I'm in the midst of yet another boisterous soirée -- everyone seems to be having a wonderful go of it, and it's time I delivered my speech, but I rolled a one... This can't possibly end poorly, right?"

"AHA!!! As You deliver your speeech, it's so long and complex that people start falling asleep....BUT WHAT'S THAT!!!? "

*CRASH!!!*

"IT'S MECHAGODZILLA! STEPPING IN! SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM THEIR FEET!!!? (A FAULTY DESIGN? OR A GENIUS OUTPUT TO MAXIMIZE FOOT DAMAGE?)

"Either way it's bad!!"

"AHA!! NOW...I was calculating the exact amount of sugar to turn regular tea into sweet tea but I rolled a one! OHHH NO!!"

You picked the sugar bowl (you think), this has a pouring spout. All is fine were there not some gremlinesque person that unscrewed the lid of the salt bowl you took.... the amount of salt in the tea is not very regular in this case...

"I went to chop of that little tree all alone out there, winged my axe, but rolled a 1...", *siigh*

"You chopped the tree down like a champ! However you failed to notice that there was a family of squirrels living in that tree. As a result you get sued by the squirrels! Ohh no! The legal disputes wont get down anytime soon!"

"I was trying to open the lid of the mayonnaise....but I rolled a 1"

"... You were no match for the jar of mayonnaise," Bruce droned, a yawn escaping him. "You had to eat your sandwich dry, unfortunately. If it were me, I'd just go without."

He attempted to blink away the haze of sleep.

"Mornings are so hard," Bruce complained blearily. "And Alfred's been hounding me to be productive, so I have to get ready to go to work. The kind of day I end up having is going to be determined by the unfortunate one I just rolled..."

"And you're late for work. As a coincidence, your superiors are in a pretty bad mood, and then..." Xueqing shrugs, having an expression of "i wish i could help", "you are fired. Better luck next time! Hope you get a natural twenty!"

Then, she walks off to play some Minecraft. Today's been a long day and she needs a bit of gaming rest, but the Dice of Ultimate Luck falls onto her table, showing an one. "Uh oh." Xueqing can definitely tell something bad is coming...

"Your mom enters the room and shuts down your console. Telling you do your chores."

"Aha! Now I was trying to fight off an evil homing pigeon! But....I rolled a one."

"Mom?! You're alive!?"
Filled with joy, Xueqing runs to give her mom a bear hug.
(that would be the scenario where she rolled 5 20's in succession.)

- cut! -

"You didn't quite anticipate the pigeon taking a biological break on your head. Better bring an umbrella with you next time!" Xueqing is suppressing a laugh.
"Now now, let's say I'm writing an essay, and a nat one dropped by."

"WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"



"Alright! You start writting your essay. The charcoal tip of the pencil glides elegantly over the paper as the muses whisper in youe ears with numerous ideas that converge in perfect harmony to complete your devious school work....

*dramatic roll dice*

"However..only then you realize your reality...as you suddenly woke up, with a piece of paper glued to your cheek. Reality strikes you aa hard as the bad plot twist of a movie...IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!! And your essay looks like this:"



"By the way you overslept and you're late"


>_< "OK! After that horrible pigeon unprovoked strike (and a shower ). I plan to go trick or treating!...But I rolled a one Dun Dun!"

"Your pumpkin was so scary, everyone you wanted a treat from were absolutely tricked and fled!" Then, Xueqing pats Elaine on their back. "Still, you managed to get a candy." She then hands her a strawberry-flavored popsicle.

"I was going to open a door, but got a natural one! Wonder what'd happen..."

You open the door to find out that you are on the steps of Mount Tai and almost there to the ticket booth which is the middle of the flight of stairs. However you are all out of energy to continue walking up the challenging and steep stairs. Quickly flagging for help, you are taken down the stairs on a stretcher and have to restart your journey some other time.

I find a mysterious book at the bookstore but rolled a 1.

The mysterious book was the only thing keeping an eldritch horror locked away. As you open it, dust flies away, only for you to realize they were ashes of said being, and turned into a terrifying creature. The creature eats you as an appetizer and dines on your family.

*Tries to stab a cockroach, but rolls a one* Oh, f-

It was a radroach and it ate you.

I was running from a pack of vampires, but I rolled a 1.

While you were running, quite confidently, you glance over your shoulder, please to see you are outpacing the vampires. However when you face front once more you are met with a great brute of a vampire who scoops you up and carries you away to places unknown.

I tried to take a photo of a bird, but I rolled a 1.

The bird flew away and you missed the opportunity.

I tried to fight off a group of orcs, but rolled a 1.

You try desperately all alone to fight of a whole group of Orcs, you do fight tremendously well, a super hero pushing back all kind of threat, no fear, no place for loosing. Still, you're not big enough to hold back those Orcs. In a stampede of numerous beasts, they simply trample you into the soil, unseen, untouched, just stamped into ground. It's not your day when you creep out of that crater left by all those Orcs.


This doe is trying to improve her famous cookies recipe, and starts baking different sorts of dough, with or without chocolate chunks. But as clumsy as she is, well, yes, she rolled the infamous 1 (will it be worse as when she normally generates her well known chaos?)

"Well, Liz generated some dark cuisine that is totally edible. If you have a stomach of iron and tongue of ice, of course!" Playfully, Xueqing shrugged. Then, she scratches her head, "Well... the chocolates are still edible, so... Save on those in case you bake them badly again?"

"So!" The girl raises up her right hand, index finger pointing upwards, "I would try to comprehend Cream's homework, but... yup, a natural one came in!"
"The RNGesus decided against both me and her!"