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Simple; one of the dice was snatched by a passing crow, while the other landed with a single dot facing up.
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Rantaro saw the crow and decided he'd try to feed it some of his lunch. Unfortunately, he rolled a one.

"Oof, looks like that guy got attacked by a crow. Relatable, I got harassed by a foul-mouthed British pigeon once. She apparently had it out for me because I nearly blindsided her while flying. Also, looks like the crow stole all his lunch as well as pecking him in the eyes. That's rough, buddy."

Theo attempts to deploy his armour so he can fly off and head home, but as per usual with Theo in any situation involving chance, he rolled a 1. This can only end badly.

“Only one wing deployed and you spiraled downwards to a rough landing.”

Jenn shifts on the booth seat and sips her milkshake…

“I was sipping on a strawberry milkshake at the ice cream shop when I rolled a 1…”

"First off, you failed to notice how close to the edge of the table your glass was. The whirlwind of events that transpired after you took that fateful sip was simply too much for you, and unfortunately, the shake tumbled off the table. It's a shame, really. And to think it all began with me walking through the door," he ended with a wink.

He tutted playfully, "And now you are covered in ice cream. Such a waste!"

"I'm in the midst of yet another boisterous soirée -- everyone seems to be having a wonderful go of it, and it's time I delivered my speech, but I rolled a one... This can't possibly end poorly, right?"

"AHA!!! As You deliver your speeech, it's so long and complex that people start falling asleep....BUT WHAT'S THAT!!!? "

*CRASH!!!*

"IT'S MECHAGODZILLA! STEPPING IN! SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM THEIR FEET!!!? (A FAULTY DESIGN? OR A GENIUS OUTPUT TO MAXIMIZE FOOT DAMAGE?)

"Either way it's bad!!"

"AHA!! NOW...I was calculating the exact amount of sugar to turn regular tea into sweet tea but I rolled a one! OHHH NO!!"

You picked the sugar bowl (you think), this has a pouring spout. All is fine were there not some gremlinesque person that unscrewed the lid of the salt bowl you took.... the amount of salt in the tea is not very regular in this case...

"I went to chop of that little tree all alone out there, winged my axe, but rolled a 1...", *siigh*

"You chopped the tree down like a champ! However you failed to notice that there was a family of squirrels living in that tree. As a result you get sued by the squirrels! Ohh no! The legal disputes wont get down anytime soon!"

"I was trying to open the lid of the mayonnaise....but I rolled a 1"

"... You were no match for the jar of mayonnaise," Bruce droned, a yawn escaping him. "You had to eat your sandwich dry, unfortunately. If it were me, I'd just go without."

He attempted to blink away the haze of sleep.

"Mornings are so hard," Bruce complained blearily. "And Alfred's been hounding me to be productive, so I have to get ready to go to work. The kind of day I end up having is going to be determined by the unfortunate one I just rolled..."