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Unfortunately its all soggy.

Fortunately soggy gum is even better than dry gum for this filter.

Unfortunately the mermen return

fortunately we have a hydro powered plasmatic hypercannon

Unfortunately they are floating away.

Fortunately there is a rebel merman who helps us by grabbing them and handing them to us.

unfortunately he is captured by the merman before returning them

Fortunately the mermaids think the mermen are being ridiculous, and merfolk have a matriarchal society.

unfortunately the mermaids have super weapons

Fortunately they're actually just highly advanced underwater kitchen supplies, and the mermaids are mad that the mermen left in middle of making dinner.

unfortunately the mermaids express their anger by boiling all the nearby water

Fortunately we are over an cavern, which is cool.

unfortunately the cavern is collapsing and only has one exit, into boiling water

Fortunately we have giant blocks of ice that cool the water.

unfortunately it is made of poson, and it burns our skin as it melts from the boiling water.

Fortunately we are wearing acid proof gloves.

unfortunately the gloves are made of thorns and in the saltwater it makes it much worse

Fortunately the thorns point to the outside of the glove, leaving the inside smooth

unfortunately everyone but you has an addiction to high fives

Fortunately we are done by the time the addiction begins to affect anyone, so we can take the gloves off.