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Unfortunately, the manta rays also have an addiction to consuming human flesh.

Fortunately they were mermen, so no human flesh was around to be consumed.

Unfortunately, while they are merman, we are humans.

Fortunately, the merpeople fight off the manta rays for us.

Unfortunately, the merman demanded a huge sum of cash that we did not have for their protection

Fortunately, the mermen are completely enamored with human hair, so we were able to pay them with a lock of hair from every person.

Fortunately, I have dirt. All they have down here is sand, and they have never seen dirt before. They deem it valuable enough to pay for their protection.

Unfortunately, the merfolk believe that the dirt is food, and they eat it for every meal. This causes them to become sick and leads to many of them dying from dirt related death. Even more unfortunate is that it ALSO angers the merfolk, making them hostile towards humans and start a war!

Fortunately, the menfolk only use bubbles as weapons.

Unfortunately, they're acid bubbles.

Fortunately it is in the form of vineger, so it doesnt harm us.

Unfortunately we are a bunch of klutzes and end up knocking ourselves out. The merpeople find us, capture us alive and start framing us for our hair.

Fortunately, we're all out of hair by now, so they have no choice but to release us.

Unfortunately they release us at the bottom of the water, so we cannot get to the surface in time.

Fortunately, we find giant air bubbles that we can use to get to the surface.

unfortunately the bubbles are filled with carbon monoxide, so we start to suffocate

Fortunately, I brought an air filter.

Unfortunately it runs on bubble gum

Fortunately I am addicted to bubble gum, so I gave packs upon packs in my pocket.