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Unfortunately the somebody doesn't like it, and wants to chow down on us instead

Fortunately, there are many substitutes for humans, such as a particular type of seaweed that we have in abundance.

Unfortunately, that somebody now known as Ryan is allergic to seaweed.

Fortunately, Ryan was a convicted serial killer and cannibal on the run and his allergic reaction allowed the authorities to catch him.

Unfortunately, he manages to fight his way out of being caught, and now he's on the run again.

Fortunately he appears to have headed elsewhere.

Unfortunately it happens to be a field full of BEEEES

Unfortunately, these are Minecraft bees, and he knows not to attack them.

Fortunately, his has a noob with him who doesn't know better.

Unfortunately, the noob decides to use a TNT cube to dispatch them.

Fortunately, the detonator doesn't work.

Unfortunately, despite the bomb not exploding, you're still tied up.

Fortunately, you were tied up with limp spaghetti noodles.

Unfortunately, the bees seem to be hyper attracted to the gluten in the spaghetti noodles.

Fortunately, The bees also have a severe gluten allergy, and start dropping dead when they get near it.

Unfortunately, the dead bees attract some... predators

Fortunately, the so-called 'predators' are housecats. Lots of them!

Unfortunately these are really mean housecats and start clawing you.

Fortunately, their claws are not sharp and instead tickle you.

Unfortunately, you are highly susceptible to tickling and uncontrollably urinate all over yourself.