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English | 1hr 27min |
Genre: Adventure
http://imdb.com/title/tt1694508/
That infamous whale is bigger, badder and a whole lot stronger in this sci-fi reimagining of Herman Melville's classic tale of the battle between man, sea and sea creature starring "Xena" alum Ren e O'Conn as the (traditionally male) narrater.

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Honestly bad movies make me cry, but there are a few dean cain movies i like. This movie here just screams syfi channel and ASYLUM, I laugh at the idea. While i would love a good giant wale movie this isn't it. I so want to see it just to say i did and to mock it.

Here's me hoping that whale movie involves ICBMs. What? If you're going to do a film like this one, might as well make it so over-the-top it's awesome.

Dayum that is one big whale with a distractingly indeterminate light source. I wonder who wins in this version.

When there's ICBMs involved, no one wins.

Now we just need a killer giant seahorse movie.

Wow, looks like an Asylum movie to me.

Please tell me this is a joke...

Why does the whale have defined muscles? I don't think someone did their whale anatomy study right...

looked it up..yep its Asylum. Everything they do is wierd, the whale doesn't only have defined muscles it has a giant deined..umm well it gots to be right. I wish i could just list all their films..its some crasy stuff.