(Hurr hurr. Just pointing out this RP is supposed to be silly, so don't be afraid! :B Please hop on in?)
Could you even really call it a house? Probably not. It once used to be a shed, abandoned some ways into the woods with a narrow dirt path leading up to it. Before she occupied it, it was in shambles.
Now it was reconstructed with odd, stringy fibers meshed to form nets and thick layers of protective support to keep the walls upright. A slimy substance unappealingly coated the door knob, but surprisingly enough the door itself was mostly clean, ready to receive a knock or two from the unsuspecting visitors surely to beg for candy.
She crouched in an uppermost corner of the ceiling, her 'treats' littering the floor. She was still as a statue, her smile never wavering in the silent darkness. Let them come to her...
Could you even really call it a house? Probably not. It once used to be a shed, abandoned some ways into the woods with a narrow dirt path leading up to it. Before she occupied it, it was in shambles.
Now it was reconstructed with odd, stringy fibers meshed to form nets and thick layers of protective support to keep the walls upright. A slimy substance unappealingly coated the door knob, but surprisingly enough the door itself was mostly clean, ready to receive a knock or two from the unsuspecting visitors surely to beg for candy.
She crouched in an uppermost corner of the ceiling, her 'treats' littering the floor. She was still as a statue, her smile never wavering in the silent darkness. Let them come to her...
The sound of laughing children passing by on the sidewalk is interrupted by a rumble of thunder, air displaced by a massive mushroom cloud of stinking yellow-green smoke. As it disperses, a giant snail is revealed stuck to the side of the house, its eyes wide with surprise.
"HELLO?" it bellows, its voice gurgling wetly in its throat.
Inside, the doorbell rings and rings, as the giant mollusc has appeared on top of the doorbell.
"HELLO?" it bellows, its voice gurgling wetly in its throat.
Inside, the doorbell rings and rings, as the giant mollusc has appeared on top of the doorbell.
The incessant ringing of the doorbell drew a screech from the Xenomorph hybrid. She dropped from the ceiling and ripped the door open, exposing her disturbing visage to the outside world. It took her a moment to look from the empty spot to the enlarged snail glued to her doorbell. Her fingers tapped the door frame impatiently. If it had been at all possible, she would have sneered!
Did it surprise her this slimy thing spoke? Not that much, considering the doorbell was still ringing non-freaking-stop! "SSSSTOP IT!" she hissed loudly, before promptly tossing a... Wait. Was that a plushie facehugger? It was! And surely it would stick to the slimy surface of the Snail's body upon impact!
Did it surprise her this slimy thing spoke? Not that much, considering the doorbell was still ringing non-freaking-stop! "SSSSTOP IT!" she hissed loudly, before promptly tossing a... Wait. Was that a plushie facehugger? It was! And surely it would stick to the slimy surface of the Snail's body upon impact!
Something clumsly waddles down the street. His face obscured by darkness, all that can be seen under his bright orange hood are two thick arcs that are obviously his eyes, even though they are way too big and way too cyan to be the eyes of a human being. If he were a cartoon he'd seem happy.
The one in the orange robe is holding a paper bag almost as big as he is, holding it in front of himself with his mitten-hands. It's already half-full - people seem to be enjoying his 'costume', even though he's wearing none. That's his everyday clothes (and arguably, the entirety of his body)!
The next house he's supposed to visit is the creepy one, so there goes the happy little Wizzrobe, adorable and tiny as they come, straight to press the giant Snail on the shell with his free mitten, believing it to be the doorbell! He doesn't seem to mind the fact that the doorbell's already ringing - or that the place's owner's already there, and seeming quite infuriated.
The one in the orange robe is holding a paper bag almost as big as he is, holding it in front of himself with his mitten-hands. It's already half-full - people seem to be enjoying his 'costume', even though he's wearing none. That's his everyday clothes (and arguably, the entirety of his body)!
The next house he's supposed to visit is the creepy one, so there goes the happy little Wizzrobe, adorable and tiny as they come, straight to press the giant Snail on the shell with his free mitten, believing it to be the doorbell! He doesn't seem to mind the fact that the doorbell's already ringing - or that the place's owner's already there, and seeming quite infuriated.
Fwooomp! The snail disappears into its shell as something is thrown in its direction. The plushie bounces off its giant shell and drops, soft, adorable and super creepy, to the cold sidewalk. It doesn't appear to notice that someone is pushing on the back of its shell, although a few seconds later one eye peeps out at the pair on the doorstep.
(This is my first time doing forum RP, I normally do live chat RP, so please tell me if I'm doing good? Thanks! 
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Three figures can be seen walking down a path towards a house. A small voice can be heard from a distance, due to the level of excitement (and, therefore, volume,) in it.
"C'mon, guys! Da next house is ovew hewe!" Followed by a significantly deeper voice: "Moo! Moo-Moo!"
Of course, it's the infamous trio of living shenanigans: Green-Bunny (Self-Named,) Karlos Von Cattington (Also Self-Named,) and Moose. (Named by Bunny.)
The bipedal, mint-colored rabbit can be seen in the lead of a single file line, followed by a fat, flattish thing, bouncing along. Then there's a grey and white striped cat, lazily following behind.
The bunny happily walks straight to the door, not at all fazed by the person in the orange cloak, or the giant snail shell on the doorbell, or even the... Creepily smiling person/thing? Moose looks questioningly at Kitty, to which Kitty chuckles.
"Hello, there. We have come for candy. If you don't have any, prepare to feel the wrath of the speeding Moose!"
Moose heartily agrees, apparently not understanding the statement.
GB furrows his brow at Kitty, then turns back to the person he has just lovingly named "Ms. Smiley."
"Sowwy about my fwiend's wack of mannews. May we pwease have some candy?" There doesn't appear to be any form of carrying the candy, however.
Moose happily sniffs Orange's robe.
)Three figures can be seen walking down a path towards a house. A small voice can be heard from a distance, due to the level of excitement (and, therefore, volume,) in it.
"C'mon, guys! Da next house is ovew hewe!" Followed by a significantly deeper voice: "Moo! Moo-Moo!"
Of course, it's the infamous trio of living shenanigans: Green-Bunny (Self-Named,) Karlos Von Cattington (Also Self-Named,) and Moose. (Named by Bunny.)
The bipedal, mint-colored rabbit can be seen in the lead of a single file line, followed by a fat, flattish thing, bouncing along. Then there's a grey and white striped cat, lazily following behind.
The bunny happily walks straight to the door, not at all fazed by the person in the orange cloak, or the giant snail shell on the doorbell, or even the... Creepily smiling person/thing? Moose looks questioningly at Kitty, to which Kitty chuckles.
"Hello, there. We have come for candy. If you don't have any, prepare to feel the wrath of the speeding Moose!"
Moose heartily agrees, apparently not understanding the statement.
GB furrows his brow at Kitty, then turns back to the person he has just lovingly named "Ms. Smiley."
"Sowwy about my fwiend's wack of mannews. May we pwease have some candy?" There doesn't appear to be any form of carrying the candy, however.
Moose happily sniffs Orange's robe.
She hissed when the plushie bounced off the snail's shell. How dare it?! Just as she was about to have a little tantrum to express her displeasure (the doorbell still ringing mercilessly), an orange robe waddled up to the shed. She scurried up and clung, upside down, on the door frame and made her tail prick another one of those plushies.
"No candy," she growled at the thing from where she hung. The sharp tip of her tail, facehugger plushie attached, wiggled above its bag with a growing ferocity until finally it fell on the robe's 'head' and bounced right into the bag.
No sooner had she done this or more company was to be had. How delightful! She stared at them for a few moments, hearing their plea for candy. Her slit shaped pupils narrowed a little before her horrific jaws parted, and out came a second mouth! Oh boy.
This killer appendage hissed and squealed, hopefully frightening the trio to the bone, before snapping back into her always smiling mouth. If they didn't dash into the opposite direction in absolute terror, the Xenomorph dropped to the floor and scurried across the shed's floor, picking up three plushies in different colors and shoving them at them. "No candy!" she repeated with a hiss.
(You're doing great Oaky!!)
"No candy," she growled at the thing from where she hung. The sharp tip of her tail, facehugger plushie attached, wiggled above its bag with a growing ferocity until finally it fell on the robe's 'head' and bounced right into the bag.
No sooner had she done this or more company was to be had. How delightful! She stared at them for a few moments, hearing their plea for candy. Her slit shaped pupils narrowed a little before her horrific jaws parted, and out came a second mouth! Oh boy.
This killer appendage hissed and squealed, hopefully frightening the trio to the bone, before snapping back into her always smiling mouth. If they didn't dash into the opposite direction in absolute terror, the Xenomorph dropped to the floor and scurried across the shed's floor, picking up three plushies in different colors and shoving them at them. "No candy!" she repeated with a hiss.
(You're doing great Oaky!!)
The wee one seems pleased he got the plushie! He nods a thank you, and seems very pleased... until the second mouth makes a surprised appearance. Suddenly Orange seems to realize xenomorphs are scary, dangerous things. He turns around and waddles off! Sadly, he's barely taken three steps away from the door, the snail, the three new guys and the creepy alien lady when he trips on his own feet and falls on his face! All this without saying a word.
A loud cackle emitted from Smile's terrible mouth. The orange robe's stumble amused her! She clung back on the door frame, upside down.
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At the appearance of the second mouth, a wet, half-drowned scream echoes from inside the shell. Screaming around all that phlegm seems to cause the creature quite a coughing fit, as if something was lodged in its throat. A moment later, an immaculate white dove explodes from the shell's opening, showering the nearby area with feathers.
"Bird!" screams the snail in renewed horror, and then, apparently getting feathers up its nose somewhere in there, sneezes. The moment is sneezes, an explosion of dingy green-yellow smoke overtakes the creature, and the doorbell is suddenly silent. When the smoke clears, the snail is gone.
At the appearance of the second mouth, a wet, half-drowned scream echoes from inside the shell. Screaming around all that phlegm seems to cause the creature quite a coughing fit, as if something was lodged in its throat. A moment later, an immaculate white dove explodes from the shell's opening, showering the nearby area with feathers.
"Bird!" screams the snail in renewed horror, and then, apparently getting feathers up its nose somewhere in there, sneezes. The moment is sneezes, an explosion of dingy green-yellow smoke overtakes the creature, and the doorbell is suddenly silent. When the smoke clears, the snail is gone.
"No! Take Moosey! He's fat!" Cries Green Bunny, hiding behind the poor pillow pet and shoving it closer to the two-mouthed creature. Kitty, however, is not amused.
"Cool costume, Smiles. Impressive. How'd you do-OOF!" Kitty is immediately attacked by a facehugger plushie. "GAH! FACEHUGGER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Comes the muffled scream, and then the stuffed Kitten disappears into the space-time portal.
Moose, now in tears, from a combination of the traumatic experience of seeing Smile's second mouth, Bunny's willing sacrifice of him, Kitty's attack from the facehugger, and now a facehugger attack on himself and Bunny, caused a wide array of idiotic sayings to spew forth from the creature's mouth. "MERR MERR MOO-MOO-hoo-hoo!!" Cries the Moose. I know, not a very polite thing to say, but he's under extreme stress. After his extremely rude outburst, Moose turns around and runs the other way, Green-Bunny grabbing on, running straight over the top of the fallen Robe!
"Sowwy! Moosey, don't say such sings." And then they, too, are gone. To hopefully find Kitty and his facehugging attacker.
"Cool costume, Smiles. Impressive. How'd you do-OOF!" Kitty is immediately attacked by a facehugger plushie. "GAH! FACEHUGGER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Comes the muffled scream, and then the stuffed Kitten disappears into the space-time portal.
Moose, now in tears, from a combination of the traumatic experience of seeing Smile's second mouth, Bunny's willing sacrifice of him, Kitty's attack from the facehugger, and now a facehugger attack on himself and Bunny, caused a wide array of idiotic sayings to spew forth from the creature's mouth. "MERR MERR MOO-MOO-hoo-hoo!!" Cries the Moose. I know, not a very polite thing to say, but he's under extreme stress. After his extremely rude outburst, Moose turns around and runs the other way, Green-Bunny grabbing on, running straight over the top of the fallen Robe!
"Sowwy! Moosey, don't say such sings." And then they, too, are gone. To hopefully find Kitty and his facehugging attacker.
The very hurt Orange Robe eventually gets up and, in a hurry, crams his candy bag into his left sleeve, where it appears to vanish. Then it's the Wizzrobe himself who vanishes into thin air!
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