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Granted but you your back gets ripped to shreds from the bears claws.


I wish that candy was healthy!

Granted, but now it tastes terrible.

I wish for eternal youth. And just that.

Granted, your intelligence won't grow either with age.

I wish for a back massage from a friendly bear with no claws.

Granted, but some thorns stuck in its paw cut up your back

I wish that I had a normal sleep cycle

Granted, however the Voldarian Empire defines normal as about 5 hours every 70 hours. Hope that's at least better than you have now

I wish my truck had wifi

Granted, but it's super slow and everyone can get on it

I wish for a normal human sleep cycle, no voldarian cycles.

Granted, but you're the only human alive due to the nucular apocolypse.

I wish for roleplays.

Granted, but they all suck

I wish for better roleplays then the person who goes after me

Granted, but I'm the worse roleplayer ever and the person you roleplay with is just a tad bit better.

I wish I could watch my Jacksepticye Subnautica in peace.

Granted, as soon as you finish the series you get transported to Alterra to go to the world in Subnautica: Below Zero.

I wish for unlimited bacon.

Granted, you need to sacrifice something to get more, and depending on the size of the sacrifice will earn you more.

I wish Lions could be domestic animals.

Granted, but those lions destroy all of your belongings.

I wish art class wasn't so difficult

Granted, because the teacher sucks

I wish for inspiration

Granted but the inspiration you get will have a dead end.

I wish fictional charcters existed in our world

Granted, but they decide to kill all humanity and take over

I wish I wasn't tired

Granted, but you will only be awake one hour of the day.

I wish people could just get along with one another

granted, but it causes humans to go against their nature and thus drives everyone insane, besides the fact that they give everything away and have nothing

I wish for a good joke

Granted but the joke makes you laugh so hard you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I had a corgi