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Because they have rocks embedded in their paws.
Why is it so hard to stay happy?

Because there's always a fish in your pocket!!!!

How to play guitar?

Break all the strings.
How to watch TV?

Well, you have to get a horse and lasso it. Then tie it up and baby sit it.

Why does a tiger have stripes?

Because they eat a special kind of pink berry, and it gives them black stripes, of course!

Why is waiting so hard to accomplish when you're impatient?

Um....Um....Um.....Um......PIZZAAAAAAAA PARTY!!!

Do you love to partner in crime?

Only partner in cake

What's a fork?

A dog breed

Why's the Olympics made

So that roosters can strut around, feel pretty, and get awards for the size and color of their combs.


What is a calculator's intended use?

to smash and eat at the end of a day

Why do we have a heart?

Do die from pain.
Why do you eat all day?

So that I don't look suspicious, and I can continue to blend in as a human.



Who invented toothpicks?

I DID!!! MUAH HA HA!!!!
Why is there evil in this world?

Well. Long story short. For many years ago, snails were the fastest animals in the world. But then one of the snails wanted to be the only fast snail. It putted a curse on all the other snails, so they became very slow, and they still are today. Because of that one snail, evil came to the world


What are blankets made of?

Cheese and milk curds! That's also why they're so soft~

What is the capitol of the United States?

Wherever the President says it is.

How did the Pineapple get under the Sea?

A very hungry giant accidentally dropped his lunch into the sea. He also had a habit of making vegetables into houses, since he was a vegan and didn't want to eat actual people, so he pretended to eat houses "filled with people" instead.


How did the English Language come about?

Bake at 450 degrees for 30 minutes.

Where did I put my keys?

On the sun

Who is Elvis Presley?