Did you hear the story about the mechanic? It was truly riveting.
Subtleknifewielder wrote:
Did you hear the story about the mechanic? It was truly riveting.
Pfffffffffffffffffffft
To write with a broken pencil is pointless. 
How about the one that was told to the deaf man? Yeah, I didn't hear it either.
Skrifa wrote:
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
True
Subtleknifewielder wrote:
How about the one that was told to the deaf man? Yeah, I didn't hear it either.
...
Was that too much?
Maybe I should shrink down a bit to make room for others, I think there is too much of me in here.
Maybe I should shrink down a bit to make room for others, I think there is too much of me in here.
Subtleknifewielder wrote:
Was that too much?
Maybe I should shrink down a bit to make room for others, I think there is too much of me in here.
Maybe I should shrink down a bit to make room for others, I think there is too much of me in here.
nooooooooooooooooooooooo its fine
What do you call a time-traveling cannibal monster? A WHENdigo
MsMari wrote:
What do you call a time-traveling cannibal monster? A WHENdigo
The rubber stocks really ballooned today...I mean they just blew up!
If a cowboy is happy does that make him a Jolly rancher?
MsMari wrote:
What do you call a time-traveling cannibal monster? A WHENdigo
That is freaking fabulous
Subtleknifewielder wrote:
MsMari wrote:
What do you call a time-traveling cannibal monster? A WHENdigo
The rubber stocks really ballooned today...I mean they just blew up!
No.
Pineapple wrote:
If a cowboy is happy does that make him a Jolly rancher?
Oh jeeeeeeeeeeez
A cheetah and a lion had a race. The cheetah won. The lion said, "You a cheetah!" The cheetah said, "You lion."
How did the wheel dress to the ball?
In proper attire.
In proper attire.
Me: What did one wave say to the other wave?
Normal person (np): What?
Me: Nothing...they just waved!
np: That was so bad.
Me: Are you shore about that?
np: OMG stop!
Me: Stop being such a beach.
np: Just stop.
Me: Why you so salty?
np: ...
Me: There's something fishy about you today...
Normal person (np): What?
Me: Nothing...they just waved!
np: That was so bad.
Me: Are you shore about that?
np: OMG stop!
Me: Stop being such a beach.
np: Just stop.
Me: Why you so salty?
np: ...
Me: There's something fishy about you today...
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