Present day, communist China. The Atlantians have invaded and have replaced the chinese council, and aliens of different varieties are selling various space drugs and burnt pumpernickel bread on the sidewalks. The ocean is filled with lawyers from hell and the elitist rainbow sperm whales have eaten the moon. Now it is up to Jenny the anthro space squid, Mernold Smarzenugger the robot gunner, and Fred the hobo to reclaim the encrusted pizza crust from the Atlantian overlords. (and any others who might come their way. "ADSGSABfbnywbarwrgaaVXBCBSGN" Says Jenny. "YES. LET US GO. BEEP BOOP." Says Mernold back as they walk down the square.
(Welcome to communism xl, the RP meant to celebrate the glorious day of April Fool's. Now let's work together to create the most ridiculous and fan-ficy RP there ever was. No rules and everything goes. The more bewildering and ridiculous your post the better. BEGIN.)
(Welcome to communism xl, the RP meant to celebrate the glorious day of April Fool's. Now let's work together to create the most ridiculous and fan-ficy RP there ever was. No rules and everything goes. The more bewildering and ridiculous your post the better. BEGIN.)
((Do you want us to just dive right in, or create any specific characters for this? This seems interesting.))
(yup, go on ahead. that's what it's here for.)
((Here I come to make (break) this RP))
((Yeets into cringezistence))
He kicked down a floating doorway, throwing a peanut butter and jellyfish pigeon towards Mernold, before tacking one of the communist pickle lemons, eating it's head and then whoosing into space, and getting stuck in orbit around tha planet.
((Pure skill.))
Mernold matrix flipped away from the pigeon crashing into a window of a nearby ceiling bread shop. He took one of the tables (which was also made of ceiling bread) and flung it into the cosmos towards Tony as it burst into flames hitting a space station on it's way. Jenny and Fred looked on in horror as they saw some of the skyscrapers sprouting body builder arms and legs and starting to beat the crap out of each other, doing suplexes and back crackers onto the sidewalks filled with the bread salesmen aliens while the AYYLMAOs continued to puff on their space sticks and do absolutely nothing. "Wi need to git oota her dimmit!" Says Fred, fleeing the scene with Jenny down an alleyway while screeching incomprehensible squid speak. Then a drop pod filled with master chief look-a-likes armed with balloon puppies rushed out onto the square hitting the aliens with the balloons while chanting "FINISH THE FIGHT" at the top of their lungs. And then the sun looked downwards and was disappointed. It's sadness could be felt everywhere.
((*Wheeze*))
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