Raika frowns. "Hey tank, Nolegs worked hard on that. Do it again, and you're scrap metal!"
tanks do not speak english its a tank what do you expect to do spout words of wisdom? what does it look like the panzer of the lake?
Cue Nolegs just making another table bridge. "Aight, table's stable to step on. Well at least for dodging the glitter that is.
Red in the background doing donuts with her bike
nails the bridge with its 75mm secondary gun mounted beside the main gun
Ahem. Another bridge then. How many god damn tables does Nolegs even have?
She then let the bike fly into the tank, she'd rewind herself to the ground "nice"
"Aye, at least the glitter madness is over."
Raika slashes the tank in half. "I wanred you you damned war machine"
her blade bounces off its 200mm turret armor and...does nothing because its an unmanned tank of memes?
((tank memes go brrrt
its cousin appears out of nowhere and leaves this bit of wisdom
Cue Isaac just holding up a random tank meme 
((ah yes good ol Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger tank
Raika picks up the tank and yeets it into space.
the panzer of the lake is confined to its lake it can not be moved
Raika yeets the lake into space.
its lake can not be yeeted as raika is not wise enough to comprehend and contend with its crack addict power
Maki looks at the tank, then the lake "Assuming Im a gag character, can I lift those?-"
((if i had a slot i would so make panzer of the lake as a character just for trolls 
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