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"I could never find a job (though that might have something to do with my record)"

"Another adventurer, ey? That's pretty neat. For i too, also like adventures. But without these swords, i can't go unprepared. For example, i could just show you one of em if you like."

Since the attention distanced from him, he turned his head away, now avoiding looking at the people.
He then pulled out his phone and loaded up Magi-Cam. He..wasn't that good at it, but he tried either way.

...Even if it came out like an not-so-tech-savvy old person trying to use social media.

"So uh, are you guys from a rpg or something of the sort"

"Wait... does this place have wifi"

"that would be wonderful"
*wander picks his head up from the table, and an empty cup is sitting in front to him*
"any fun stories to tell?"

"I killed someone the other day"

"oh so you are a computer that likes murder?"

"Yeah...?"

Riddle quietly scrolled Magi-Cam...

"Still kinda waiting for the Ai uprising"

"wonderful, another person I met that kills indiscriminately"

"I stopped a giant cosmic gigalith and some giant eyeball with my friends, and uh, i'm here, living life. Anyway, here's one of my swords. I'd call this one the Equilibrium."

"While what else am I supposed to do, Its not like I can get a job. Plus I don't really need one. I have a roommate that works 192 hour shifts."

"sword looks cool, and a gigalith? what is that?"

"Ah. Giant a*s rock thing that was the main controller of the monoliths. They were seem to be hostile... until i CENSORED smashed it into pieces."

"Neato, so a gigalith is a regirock then?"

"So pirate person, you ever play minecraft?"

"Nope, not that kind of gigalith."

"Alright then, have you ever fought a metal being before?"