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He would enter the kitchen to begin making breakfast

"Does this saloon have a bath?", Percy said to Mathius.

"In the rooms out back. Each rented room comes with two free meals made by me." He said with a polite smile

And Diana runs in.. before collapsing in some "Wish" generated sun beams.. Wish didnt bother to mover her but gently tries brushing her away with a broom, to keep her out of the way of the customers

He would go and pick Diana up and set her in a booth so she could rest.

Welp Diana didnt mind being moved, after all shes lazier than me, and thats a stretch "Mmm booth:
although not in sunbeams she quite comfortable

Percy frowned when he couldn't find any money on his person. He pat himself frantically trying to find his wallet. "I ain't got any money on me. Are you willing to bargain instead?", he asked. "I can lend my mare, Miss Molly to you." Ironically, the lad sported a hoove shaped bruise on his face and was missing a tooth.

He shook his head "do me a favor, and I'll give you a room for a week"

He passed the man a list "go pick these things up for me, and I'll give you a room for a week. Everything is already paid for"


-Dough hook for a mixer
-new metal stand mixer mixing bowl
-Xanathan gum
-10 pounds of corn flour
-wooden spatula
-3 alcohol bottle nozzles
-Knife sharpener
-10 pounds of apples
-10 pounds of chicken breasts
-5 pound block of parmesean cheese
-1 pound garlic
-20 pounds of rice
-box of children's napkins
-case of vodka
-case ginger ale
-case of Grenadine syrup


"Go pick up my order and I'll take care of you. If anyone asks, let them know I gave permission. There might also be a few dollars in it for you"

Would drop off the supplies in the kitchen

Diana causally stumbles to the counter, just happy for some odd reason "Oh wow-" she mutters to herself all excited like "Man..." she said wondering what she could order.. this was solved by Teriko placing a large cup of honey (Normally used for that Ant queen, I believe) infront of her.. which Diana seemed to accept happily

"Bless your heart!" Percy ran out of the saloon quickly with the list in his grip. He hopped on his mare. "Alrighty, girl. We are going to pick up some things", he said to Miss Molly. With one giddyup, the pair rode towards their destination.

Suddenly, both Keye and SECRET gets into a fightball for only ONE reason. Ahem, Keye just gender swapped SECRET because he thought it was funny, but SECRET however didn't think it was funny. Keye's having a good time and laughing while fighting with SECRET though.

SECRET: "I'LL CENSORED MURDER YOU FOR GENDER SWAPPING ME YOU B*STARD!"
Keye: "HAAAAAAAAAAA- Cmon, SECRET! Don't take things so personal, it's just making me laugh now!"

And meanwhile, Hallie and Lockelan is just watching this fight go down in confusion.

Terio casually fires a stream of flames at the leaving them covered in soot as she sighed, and sipped her sake "If Im right were not supposed to fight here yall"

SECRET then sighs as Keye just calms down on the laughter.
SECRET: "Let's just say that THIS B*STARD decided to gender swap me for no reason!"

Keye: "Shut up, SECRETTE! Moven gave me this dare and i gladly accepted it! Besides, i always wonder what you even look like as a fem-"

SECRET: "SHUT UP!"

He brought Squee her money order to pay. "Good to see you again"

"No yelling and no fighting" the cosmic elf being said sternly

Keye: "Aight. Sorry about SECRETTE, she's a- angry ticking time bomb who has anger issues. Like, giant anger issues.
SECRET: "I hate you, Keye."
Keye: "Hate you more. "

"How about we just be friends instead?", Azumi smiled with her puppy eyes, pleading for them not to be enemies

Keye: "I mean, i can try, but SECRETTE. just hates everyone for some reason.
SECRET: "And my reason is-"
Keye: "Shut up."
Keye would then splash SECRET with another gender swapping potion.
SECRETTE: "Honestly, Keye. Screw you."

(in case anyone else wants a picture reference of SECRET in his gender swapped form )

The lad walked through the bar door, carrying the desired items. "I got them", he said as he walked towards the bar counter.