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She sighs, encasing the pest in a shell of Iron Sand before crushing it inwards.

".." she groans having bit her thumb for virtually no reason

"Wh- H-H3Y-" He yelps in pain, yet comes out virtually fine. "RUD3!!!"

Nolegs rolls in. "Mentlegen, what the CENSORED is with all this noise?! Some people is trying to get some GOD DAMN peace and quiet here, you imbeciles!"

"There is no peace and quiet in this godforsaken bar! You should no that by now, kitty witty!"

"Well excuse me, PRINCESS!"

She suddenly pauses before grabbing him and shaking him aggressively. "WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT?! SPILL IT, RIGHT MEOW!!"

"WOAH WOAH HEY! CAN YOU NOT TAKE A DAMN JOKE NOWADAYS?!-" Nolegs yepled, surprised and angry.

((Ive met a few people who genuinely have characters like this lmao))
"Im gonna lose it.." she said

"YOU JUST SPILT MY SECRET IDENTITY YOU DAMN BLUE DOG!!" She drops him and dashes into a corner, shaking back and forth, hyperventilating. "Now they're coming for me... The people with the yellow T-shirts..."

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A DO- wait, what yellow t-shirts?" Nolegs raised a brow confused.

"Dunno, I forgot!" She stands up, perfectly normal once again.

"Well, if you didn't want me to finish that sentence, you shoulda just said something!"

"No, YOU should have, ya dumb bird!"

(hmmm?)

"I'm not a bird, I'm a no-legged cat with a sword, shield and knight armor."

"Oh? I thought you were a whale! Your mom looks to be one last I checked..."

"Uhh... I.. have no mother? I do have a teammate who acts stupid at ti-"

"LEE-" Matt then breaks through a window before landing the peter griffin death pose

[quote=(( i know it didnt make sense leave me alone ))[/quote]


(I was asking what yall were talking about ;-;