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"Oh- That was quick!"

His face screen displays a loading screen animation.

...

Cue Esau just flopping inside of the bar while Jacob just walks in with a comically large spoon

Esau: "...owie. "

"Oh, please, they say it takes an ugly person to know one."

Windows XP start up noise plays.

"K-" Suddenly, static starts bursting loudly from his speakers.

"Will you shut it ya damn leaf shinobi!!! You aren't even supposed to be here!" she kinda just swats at Kariko irritably.

'OW- FFFFRICK- THIS HURTS MY EARS MORE THAN YOU HURT MY EYES!"

She waves of the Kazekages childish yelling "Did anyone hear anything?"

*walks in* "What happened?"

The loud static suddenly stops playing.
"... Number 4 is online. Waiting for command."

"Wait a minute..." A chill runs down his spine as he realizes what he's looking at.
"... I've seen this robot before..."

"I told you that's not a gameboy-"

"Do I even want to know?"

"No command received. Entering free range mode."
...
"... BWA-"

Me Neither...

Nolegs then pulls out a star hammer. "I'd say we murder that... whatever that thing is!"

Kariko shrugged "Mysterious robot thats spewing random words, why don't I get rid of it?"

"Wh-what?! Wh-where am I?? Wh-who are you?"

Now Now everyone. It's just a silly old computer. What can it possibly do, throw insults at us?