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"The Decepticons have been trying to assemble their own counterpart to us. They call it the Mayhem Attack Squad. Their membership is much more fluid, but we've so far identified Octopunch, Bludgeon, Breakdown, Slugslinger, and Spinister as being connected."

"Just defeat them before they can form a proper system. It shouldn't be hard."

"You're suggesting that we find a way into the Decepticon's base and steal the relevant datatrax from their archive that list the members of the Mayhem Attack Squad?"

"It's a crazy plan, and I'm all for it."

"...Whatever that means, I guess." Mikazuki raises an eyebrow. "I'm not sure if it'll help much, but Barbatos and I can assist if needed."

"You better not be trying to party without me, and what's the fleshie gonna be doing?" He pointed at Mikazuki

"....I have a name, you know."

"Ha ha! Glad to see you could join us, Wheeljack. Where've you been?"

He just...crosses his arms. Or he would, if his right arm actually had any function. The right side of his body doesn't function, thanks to the AVS. So...he just raises an eyebrow.

"The black-haired fleshie in the kitchen found me and told me. The big fleshie with a blonde hair, big sword and wings came and helped me scrap a few Predacons to get here"

(I just realized how racist Wheeljack and Whirl sounded 😂😂😂)

"...Strange machines."

"Although probably not the strangest thing, considering that this bar is an interdimensional nexus. Anyways, as Topspin mentioned, the only way to get the names of every Decepticon in the Mayhem Attack Squad is to break into the Decepticon flagship, the 'Nemesis', and retrieve a copy of their garrison deployment manifest from the ship's datatrax. It won't be easy, but nothing is when you're a Wrecker." Springer casually laid out a holographic map showing where the Nemesis was parked on the far side of Earth's moon, and began explaining his plan.

He just raised an eyebrow, not really following along. "If I'm going to help you...I need someone to put me back inside Barbatos."

"Battletrap, Bludgeon, Carnivac, Catilla, Chop Shop, Flywheels, Needlenose, Octopunch, Snarler, Spinister, Stranglehold, and Venom.

Needlenose, Spinister, Snarler, and Chop Shop are dead. Wheeljack apparently also killed Flywheels"

Mathius stepped out of the kitchen wiping his hands.

"Roadbuster and Topspin forgot to tell you about me"

"How'd this fleshie know?!"

"There's more to this one than meets the eye." Springer pauses for a moment. "That sounded better in my head."

"....Right."

Azumi snickered in the background. It's because Springer said the line.

"I definitely remember Sandstorm saying something about Slugslinger being involved with the Mayhems."