"The sword is cool and all, but unless you can mount that thing on a rifle it really only has one use. Bayonets beat swords. That said I do not have mine on me to brag about so alas I am at a loss."
"its a sword, a melee weapon"
"this isn't a sword this is a a superheated plasma blade encased in an ionized energy sheild it cuts through anything"
"so a lightsaber?"
"a what?"
"You hold it in your hand and you cut stuff with it, that is the definition of a sword if ever I saw one." Lazarus interjected.
"have you never seen starwars?"
"i have no inclination to what you are on about mam"
"Call me Alex please"
"A series of movies, well books too before Disney axe'd them. The last three were not anything special."
"understood alex" his tone was still neutral and did not show any emotion
She pulled out her phone, yes she stole it, and went on to netflix
"watch them all, you might enjoy it (wait why does it work outside of earth?)"
"watch them all, you might enjoy it (wait why does it work outside of earth?)"
he just looks at them for a moment "ill pass"
"aww-"
the phone disappeared, her stomach grumbled once again
"oh calm down you stupid organ-"
the phone disappeared, her stomach grumbled once again
"oh calm down you stupid organ-"
"Good call, the Mouse has a habit of buying pretty decent franchises and just milking them until the cow dies of dehydration."
"i do not know what you are talking about"
"someone doesn't like disney-"
"ive never heard of them"
"hmmm- i think i've seen you before anyways-"
"I have a small child, no I do not like Disney." Lazarus stated dryly as he poured another glass.
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