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"ah...children" he didn't have a good experience with children then again a good experience never really occurred often for a SPARTAN of six's calibur

She pulled a computer out of her hair
"don't question it, does this place have wifi-"

"i do not know"

"Yes, children, God's gift to the world. And sometimes His curse." Lazarus tapped his watch's face. "Best I can tell they do. Why on Earth do you need a computer, never mind where you kept that thing."

"i believe she is attempting to discover my identity"

"surprisinglytheres free wifi-"
She typed and turned the screen, HALO wiki of course
"your video a charather in my world"

"If memory serves there should be a chip in the base of his helmet on the back that tell his identity? Could be wrong, saw a fella like him who had one, but it had a blue woman stored on it. That said, would not be polite to tick him off for it." Lazarus sipped his glass of gin half curious of what she'd do with the information.

"i think thats master chief your talking about bro"

"i have said slot yes"

"You think I keep track of the names of all the guys I meet? I don't. It's less sad to mourn a guy if you don't know his name." He did however have to snicker at Six's comment, "Did ya really have to call it your slot?"

"yes" he just stared at him one could almost assume he was staring into their soul

"nah, and you meeting master cheif, you wanna talk about that?"

Lazarus shrugged, "What in the Hell even is a master chief?"

"a video game charather/ Xbox mascot/ spartan"

"sooo-"
The put the computer in her hair

"Aliens assaulting the planet would pretty squarely be at odds with my job," Lazarus scratched beside his eye, "so," he flicked his finger at Alex, "I will leave you to do the math, madam."

"whats your job again?"
She looked at him

"Special Ranger of the United States Rangers, I do the jobs that make most men cry." His bottle finally was empty, though he did not give up on it without turning the spout to his lips hoping for a few more drops, in vain of course.

"oh yeah, i forgot yall were a thing-"
she was genuinly suppried

"tho...i don't get out much-"