"are you trying to murder me you psychopath?"
"no, but your complaining" the water disappeared
"i always complain" which in a sense was true he just usually kept the complaining to himself
"good on you vampire" She sighed and yawned
he snorked and tried to pull out one of his guns with his good arm
With the wave of a hand a broom appeared next to her, she slammed it on his head "OI"
he responds with a grunt but puts his good hand on the table "fine mother" he said that sarcasm dripping from his voice
"wanna get hit again?" She was clearly having fun with this, the broom disappeared
"do you want to get thrown in a wall when i can use both my arms ye wanker"
"not like you can touch me, im gonna go get some garlic bread no this isn't an insult, want anything?"
"i like garlic bread i'm not a barren Strecker vampire you dingus"
"lucky you, but do you want some garlic bread?"
"honestly i could go for some yes albeit human food doesn't fill me any"
"i'll get you some wyrm blood from my place, that good?"
"should do fine so long as its not human blood"
"gimme a second" A portal open, she walked through
he stood there trying to just see a single mental image of his mother to distract himself from his misery
She appeared back here again "Time is weird here isn't it?" She put a bottle of wyrm blood and garlic bread on the counter
"it synchornizises between worlds is my theory so if its not in say my universe then time here is paused for me but if its say in your universe and time passes for lets say an hour then a hour your time would equal an hour time here" shade waker the master of theory of time between dimensions that or he had truly gone insane
"That did not make sense, but im guessing the time here moves differently than in our home worlds"
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