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and the spot began to burn he was a vampire holy symbols as cliched as it was were one of his many albeit stupid weaknesses

"vampire, called it" She picked him up and put him in a seat, she took off her vest and covered his arm "alright kid open your eyes"

with lovely bright blue eyes revealed and hat return the poor thing was utterly shaken. machine with a concious, who would have thought?

She took back her hat "he'll be fine he's immortal anyways"

"i wish i wasn't...my everything yearns to die"

"someones awake, and this Gal has a weak stomach, keep that arm covered please"

"i make he winces absolutely no promises but seeing how my legs refuse to work sure"

"i mean I got holy water to help with that immortality~" A sphere of water appeared in her hand, it wasn't very big tho

"are you trying to murder me you psychopath?"

"no, but your complaining" the water disappeared

"i always complain" which in a sense was true he just usually kept the complaining to himself

"good on you vampire" She sighed and yawned

he snorked and tried to pull out one of his guns with his good arm

With the wave of a hand a broom appeared next to her, she slammed it on his head "OI"

he responds with a grunt but puts his good hand on the table "fine mother" he said that sarcasm dripping from his voice

"wanna get hit again?" She was clearly having fun with this, the broom disappeared

"do you want to get thrown in a wall when i can use both my arms ye wanker"

"not like you can touch me, im gonna go get some garlic bread no this isn't an insult, want anything?"

"i like garlic bread i'm not a barren Strecker vampire you dingus"

"lucky you, but do you want some garlic bread?"