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and then a bullet slams through his voice box just to spite him

"I prefer to jump up Crosswind's."

"Babe! Not in front of the humans." If it were possible for a Cybertronian to blush, Crosswind would do so.

he just rolls his eyes disgust written on his face

Soundwave starts playing Marvin Gaye music, resulting in eyerolls from both of the Autobot Seekers.

"how far do you think i can throw him?"

"No, he can be the bar's jukebox. It'll stop him from keeping the Decepticons in line."

"isn't them being out of line bad taste for humanity?"

"Means that they're less of a threat to the Earth. Now then, if you will excuse me, Crosswind and I need to perform some...maneuvers"

"have fun in bed you two!" really shade really?

Azumi covered her son's eyes with her tails

"Think of the children!", she yelled

"you were thinking something dirty weren't you how vulgar"

"Besides, that's my line anyways."


"I mean...what?"

“Good thing I’m not a degenerate like some people in this room are.”

"Raaawr. U-110 is not degenerate. U-110 is a shaaaaaaaaark."

"not a degenerate even if some IDIOTIC RUSSIAN said i'm around women a lot"

"Be nice about the Northern Parliament, Shade. They're allies with the Azur Lane." The manner in which she said "Azur Lane" was heart meltingly cute.

"not those vodka drinking simpletons"

"Okie Shade, that makes...hey!"

"whot?"