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"you do realize i have regeneration right?"

Greed just legit scans the Cosmic Gigalith.

Danger, Danger! Free EXP. This is Foe. New data!

"well then" he draws his other sword duel wielding his great sword and longsword as he swings it at the cosmic gigalith

"Alright, let's see what we got here... Aha, the cosmic gigalith's weakness is... bomb attacks. Does anyone carry like explosives or something?" Greed said, looking at everyone.

"i've got twelve grenades in the black bag by the Sniper"

Insert Nolegs just yeeting a bomb at the Cosmic Gigalith.

"you just carry around a bomb everywhere you go?"

"No, i legit looted a store to get this many bombs." ...there is like 50000 more behind Nolegs.

"the less i ask the better i guess?"

Insert Alien Hominid just stabbing the Gigalith 200 times with a knife from... london. "london stab-"

"ok jack the ripper calm down there"

The Gigalith just becomes a human... for reasons. then just yeets the alien hominid out the window. "Pretend you didn't see him, aight?" (oh here's what the human cosmic gigalith looks like btw.)

"i uh what the heck?" he stood there both swords at rest "its...a women?? wait why am i asking this i live in a world full of kansen"

Nolegs is just... literally having a nosebleed.

he just sheathes his weapons

"Oh dammit. Hold up." Greed just drags Nolegs away. "Peanut, deal with this for me. I'm gonna smack Nolegs with a frying pan a few times so he can snap out of it."

"sssoooo uhhh sorry for stabbing you with my swords?"

"Aye, it's no big deal. Anyway, i could kinda like move outside instead of inside." And yes that is true, due to her just breaking the roof apart.

"cool? got a name or what?"

The Ancient Monolith just appears. The brain: I'm pretty sure she doesn't We just call her the Cosmic Gigalith. Well, due to her being comically large. and she broke the roof open."