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Suddenly, the Cosmic Gigalith spoke?! "Did you really just stab your hand?-"

"mhm with a silver dagger and because silver weapons are not magic based but great in removing magic on account of the all consuming pain undoing your...whatever you did"

"Bruh."

"your also talking to someone who doesn't care if they die"

"Guess, i'll take over his spot i guess." Greed said, then walking into battle.

"you do realize i have regeneration right?"

Greed just legit scans the Cosmic Gigalith.

Danger, Danger! Free EXP. This is Foe. New data!

"well then" he draws his other sword duel wielding his great sword and longsword as he swings it at the cosmic gigalith

"Alright, let's see what we got here... Aha, the cosmic gigalith's weakness is... bomb attacks. Does anyone carry like explosives or something?" Greed said, looking at everyone.

"i've got twelve grenades in the black bag by the Sniper"

Insert Nolegs just yeeting a bomb at the Cosmic Gigalith.

"you just carry around a bomb everywhere you go?"

"No, i legit looted a store to get this many bombs." ...there is like 50000 more behind Nolegs.

"the less i ask the better i guess?"

Insert Alien Hominid just stabbing the Gigalith 200 times with a knife from... london. "london stab-"

"ok jack the ripper calm down there"

The Gigalith just becomes a human... for reasons. then just yeets the alien hominid out the window. "Pretend you didn't see him, aight?" (oh here's what the human cosmic gigalith looks like btw.)

"i uh what the heck?" he stood there both swords at rest "its...a women?? wait why am i asking this i live in a world full of kansen"

Nolegs is just... literally having a nosebleed.

he just sheathes his weapons