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Up front, grab a sandwich and some coke, I'm not sure how long this thing is going to be. Thought I'd be nice and tell you that up front. Also, venting and RAEG ahead.

Alright guys, I have finally, finally, finally reached a state in which I can start reintegrating myself here again. I can't even remember how long it's been since I left - something along the lines of six or eight months? Maybe longer, I've completely lost track of time. I'm pretty sure most of the people here that frequented the forum when I was around will remember me, I kept reminding everyone that I was the Dark Lord Galvatron, and got into the "X is now DIAMONDS!" thing with Andryn. I'll just give a breakdown of what's been happening in my life since I left.

When I first left, I thiiiink it was because I finally cob gvfbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb - sorry, my cat was stepping on my keyboard - I think it was because I finally convinced my mom to get out of her &%*$ty marriage and move back home. Got moved back home about six months ago on the dot, and life is pretty decent. Money is super, super, super tight, and finding a job where I live - Emporia, Kansas, USA - is next to impossible. It's just a hick town that is starting to shrink rapidly and overall it's just... a dump. That's the best way I can describe. But it's nice to finally be back home and not have to drive a 170 mile round trip to see all of my friends again.

As cool as getting out of a crap marriage was for my mom and I, it turns out that my ex-stepdad didn't like it too much - and by that I mean he went batshit insane. He started dating all of these women he met off the internet, and became physically abusive towards his family members - and he has a HUGE family, something like 350 people or more. Sadly, my stepbrother committed suicide a few days ago, and the funeral was yesterday. My mom attended, and looking back now I really wish I would have gone. I didn't know the guy that well, and we didn't have too much in common, but we did about as well as a 19 year old country boy and a 22 year old computer geek/car guy could. He had a kid, too, which is the real shame about this. Her name is Taelyn (Tay-lin) and she is about six months old now, and doing great as I found out earlier tonight from my mom, so that's good :D. However, I found something that enrages me to my core - and it takes a little bit to make me mad since I've had so much crap to deal with my entire life. Apparently, my old stepdad (Glenn), said something along the lines of, "You are nothing but a waste of time and a complete disappointment to me - no, excuse me, you are less than nothing. I wouldn't want you to get your hopes up." right to the kids face at Thanksgiving. In front of his entire family. ENTIRE FAMILY. All like 8,972 of them. About a week later, my stepbrother - Dylan - hung himself in his mom's house, who tragically died while driving drunk and rolled her car something like 4 times.

To keep the massive tangent of paragraphs theme going, I think I'll rant about my ex-step'dad' here, because I can. Now, before I go on, in the years during the marriage, he ranged from 'good' to 'he should really shape up :/...' in terms of how he was treating everyone/how he was doing/etc. He was a pretty good guy. He provided me with material things, supported me while I lived in the house he and my mom bought, and was usually nice. We didn't really bond at all, and he kept invading my space to pet my cat, but he was good enough until the later years kicked in. I always felt like there was something lurking just under the surface with him - I kept hearing things about him that I didn't like. He used to be a wild, wild party dude. He used to drink MASSIVE amounts of booze/liquor/whatever it is your nation calls it. He also used to be abusive as radio edit, and that sound exactly like someone who I don't like at all: my biological dad, but I won't get into that because I don't like thinking about that. He went from 'could shape up' the day before my mom and I grabbed our moar radio edit and got the hell out of there to just... madness. He's dated all these women from the internet, and is now 'officially' hooked up to some skank from a strip club with a four year old kid. Apparently he took one of those women to thanksgiving this year - the same one where he basically told his kid to eat YES MORE RADIO EDIT TIME and die. That reminds me of something I just remembered: my stepbrother's girlfriend/baby mama, Paige, was going to take her car to go to Dylan's (stepbrother) funeral yesterday. Well, Glenn (stepdad) told her to take his truck - which is a piece - and this is as she was putting her baby into the car. Glenn responded, "Well, you knew it was going to happen sometime, so get over it." There's is more raydeeoh edoot stuff he's done, and it's all horrific, but I won't bore you with it.

But yeah, other than all that, I'm doing really good, actually. Got a REALLY, REALLY nice car for once (I'm into older Japanese cars, it's what I like to work on and they are cheap) - Andryn can back me up on that :D - and my mom is having to hand over her car over to SATAN but it's okay because mine is in good shape, we have a minor source of income, and all of my stepdad's family members hate the living YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE RADIO EDITS out of him and just love my mom. My internet isn't superdooper steady right now since I'm hijacking it from someone else, and I honestly don't rp a whole lot these days but I plan to change that now that I can actually get on here.

Also, my kitty is now has little fat rolls on her and is super adorable. I just thought I should let you know.";
Well welcome back to RPR and though me and you didn't talk, I do remember seeing you around. And sorry bout all that crap that's been happening around you. Wish I could say more about it but if I did I'd start to get ticked. And that happening just before I leave for work wouldn't be a good thing especially since there's lot of sharp stuff at work. Me + ticked off + sharp stuff = someone that's not me getting hurt badly. But anyways. Like I said welcome back to RPR.
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Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get together a group of us, you me Andryn Darth Seraphicstar and anyone else who wants in, and we're gonna go kick the (radio edit o-o)'s butt to the Jurrasic era so he can get eaten by velociraptors like the (radiot edit) he is.

Got it? Good.


On the other hand, it's good to have you back. And here, I think you need a hug. *hugs*
Kim Site Admin

BONEBAG!! *flying tackle leap hug*

I'm glad you are back after that horrifying ordeal. I hope things look up even more for you very soon. Is there anything we can do to help? Aside from releasing the velociraptors, of course. I keep a barrel of them out behind my house, and occasionally shake them up so they're nice and angry.
Plus we've been Skyrimming a lot. I didn't leave his apartment until 4am last night. Not even kidding.
Kim Site Admin

Andryn wrote:
Plus we've been Skyrimming a lot. I didn't leave his apartment until 4am last night. Not even kidding.

I've been working to keep Skyrim from eating my life up. I've promised myself I'll get through the list of support requests before I skyrim today. >.>
CelestinaGrey wrote:
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Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get together a group of us, you me Andryn Darth Seraphicstar and anyone else who wants in, and we're gonna go kick the (radio edit o-o)'s butt to the Jurrasic era so he can get eaten by velociraptors like the (radiot edit) he is.

Got it? Good.


On the other hand, it's good to have you back. And here, I think you need a hug. *hugs*

Count me in on that. Heh.
Darth_Angelus Moderator

Easy to see why you've not been around here much lately. Sorry to hear you've been having such a bad time.

It's difficult to know what to say but it's good that you're back.

Count me in for Celestina's plan! :)
Great and Mystical Bonebag, I have heard of you from the time before times from the oral traditions of the Great Elder Kim...

It's great to see you around, and away from stupid (radio edits) of the (radio edit)! Life has it's deep downs and tall ups, but it looks like things are starting to go up for you and yours! Now then, here's a few T-rexes of my own to eat that Son-of-a-Gun. *thumbs up*


Also may I hug your kitty? I love chubby lil' kitties.
Bones and I are thinking about doing weekly videos for the RPR community. Doing shout-outs and answering requests and stuff like that. Because we're bored as [radio edit] and stuff.
Kim Site Admin

Andryn wrote:
Bones and I are thinking about doing weekly videos for the RPR community. Doing shout-outs and answering requests and stuff like that. Because we're bored as [radio edit] and stuff.

This is clearly one of the best ideas ever had.
Kim wrote:
Andryn wrote:
Bones and I are thinking about doing weekly videos for the RPR community. Doing shout-outs and answering requests and stuff like that. Because we're bored as [radio edit] and stuff.

This is clearly one of the best ideas ever had.
Whelp, guess I better start a thread or something so people can start loading ideas into a cannon and shooting them at my head.
Bonebag Topic Starter

Radio edit is now diamonds. I'm actually doing pretty ... great, right now actually. I've taken a real glass is half full approach. I just don't see the point of dwelling too much on the gloom.

Andryn is watching what I type right now - he laughed as he read that. He's taking a sip of his drank right now. He laughed and said, "'Of his drank.'" and laughed again as I typed that, and still more as I just typed this.

He's looked away and is on his smart phone now. "Now to check Twitter...," Andryn said as he shook his phone violently. He just gasped as he accidentally sent a text and then uttered a 'hmm.' as he must have found something interesting. He is talking to me right now, but I am too busy typing on RPR, because KITTENS. Damn fluffy kittens.

Actually, I'm out at Andryn's house right now fixing his laptop. ...I might have said that already... But the Dark Lord Galvatron can reiterate this things as he so pleases - mostly because he is getting senile in his old age. Andryn pointed out the grammatical error in my previous sentence by quacking, "'Can reiterate this things?'"

I will deliver cat pictures to rpr. My Ruffles is the most adorable cat ever. We need a cat hierarchy here.

rolled 10d100 and got 451

Well, I don't know you! (Guessing I joined after you left) but welcome back!
I DO NOT QUACK.
Must have joined after you left, but welcome back! Mostly wanted to post on here to say your icon is epic lulz XD

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