Finished it with 1 hp left. 
I love some of these descriptions...
Violent Scraper #88427 wrote:
Critical hit! Violent Scraper cuts the oxygen line on Archivalist's space suit. The escaping oxygen propels Archivalist in wild spirals, causing Archivalist to smash into many pieces of orbital debris before Archivalist is able to duct tape the line back together.
I've gotten ones that were very excited about all the targeted ads they'd be able to make
Zelphyr wrote:
I've gotten ones that were very excited about all the targeted ads they'd be able to make
I just got that one...
Scraper wrote:
Critical hit! Scraper latches onto Archivalist's suit. While Archivalist struggles to get it off, Scraper plugs some loose cables into Archivalist's communication system and begins stealing personal data. Scraper gibbers in delight about all the targeted ads it will be able to create!
I saw some Captain America guesses going up 👀
*piles into the divided symbol to watch guesses*
Critical hit! Violent Scraper traps Archivalist with its blades and screens Archivalist's mind, looking for useful information. It hurts, but what hurts Archivalist the most is when Violent Scraper turns away from Archivalist with a disinterested beep.
Oooh, ouch
Who is attacking with 10 seconds to go?
Two! Clear! Paths!
I don't know enough about Severance to learn the whole universe and nuance fast XoX
I suspect most people figure out most of these riddles with the help of wikis
It's not against the rules! Research is allowed! 
I suspect it would have come up by now if it wasn't.
Yeah
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