Now I wanna know which year they got the invite from.

(EW-year, that is.)
Oh, that was a new one
Hm. Are, uh... those new enemies potentially a bit of catharsis?

There's gotta be a Crawler.
The idea that 85% of all major historical events in RPR canon were organized around/motivated by adventure-themed birthday parties that continue to get more and more absurdist really tickles me.
Aha, we're getting into more variety
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"Why do you have six fingers on each hand?" Zelphyr asks. The hallucination says "I apologize, I appear to have miscounted. Here I am with five fingers on each hand." It flickers but doesn't change. "You still have six fingers," Zelphyr says. "So I do," it says, "I understand that this is not what you wanted from me, I have gone ahead and re-distributed my particles. I now have five fingers on each hand." Nothing about it changes. "You still have six fingers." Zelphyr points at its hand. "I apologize, but you must have miscounted, as I said, I now have five fingers on each hand." Zelphyr continues to argue with it for several minutes. The realization of how much time has been wasted does psychic damage to Zelphyr.
That is one of my favorite ones

I'll brb gotta pick up a pizza
I'm out of HP anyhow

Oh nooooo

Back from birdy time! Where we fightin'? >

*innocent whistling*
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Aalto repairs: 91
Ov O
Dang, that's... that's a lot of hats.
Dang, that's... that's a lot of hats.
Cripes, Zelphyr, hahah.
Like I said, I raided the Armory a few days ago.
Managed to catch a threefor earlier, so that's when almost all of those happened.

Still, CRAZY
If it helps...
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Donations to the armory: 108
Most of those repairs were also 2-3 repairs per gun.
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