worse: its a fake/imposter
Good: You get a lifetime supply of ramen
Bad: it's nothing but noodles without the flavouring
Kira (played anonymously)
Worse: The ramen is plastic.
Good: You get a boyfriend who is really hot and is sweet.
Bad: He's really poor and saps your money away
Worse: He's actually a buff chick and you only find out in bed.
Good: You get an amazing supply of pizza.
Worse: It was poisoned and puts you in the hospital.
good: you get a piece of chocolate that is Perfect
Kira (played anonymously)
Bad: It's not chocolate... it's dirt.
Worse: It was grave dirt and now you're haunted. Oops.
Mikami (played by Chris_Cerulli)
Bad: She told you that you're in trouble
Good: Slenderman decides to spare you.