“I am, American Boot”
“What do you do when you see a Canadian wizard?”
“What do you do when you see a Canadian wizard?”
"You obviously ask to ride their moose."
What do you do at a stop light?
What do you do at a stop light?
"Kick it"
"How do you stop a truck"
"How do you stop a truck"
“Stand there menacingly.”
“What do you do when surrounded by sharks?”
“What do you do when surrounded by sharks?”
"You boop their snoots"
"How do you defeat an enemy"
"How do you defeat an enemy"
“Deafen them”
“What do you do when facing someone with an advantage”
“What do you do when facing someone with an advantage”
"Treat them and their family to a lovely steak dinner and then completely ghost them the next day"
What do you do when you're on fire?
What do you do when you're on fire?
“Teleport the flames to someone random punk”
“What do you do when surrounded by all powerful gods who want to kill you?”
“What do you do when surrounded by all powerful gods who want to kill you?”
"Pee on their feet"
"How do you propose to the one you want to marry?"
"How do you propose to the one you want to marry?"
“Tell the to F off and get a ring themselves.”
“How do you survive in the apocalypse?”
“How do you survive in the apocalypse?”
"Hide under your bed"
"How do you greet your employer in the morning?"
"How do you greet your employer in the morning?"
"You totally kick 'em in the shins."
"How do you take your coffee?"
"How do you take your coffee?"
"Hmm, now that's a good question for sure. Maybe... let Azazel grab it for me then pours it on my head because he hates coffee."
"How do you get a bag of chips even when your a short as f-censored midget like me?"
"How do you get a bag of chips even when your a short as f-censored midget like me?"
"You kick the shelf down"
"How do you cope?"
"How do you cope?"
"A little self-loathing, and alot of alcohol"
"How do you eat potatoes?"
"How do you eat potatoes?"
“Raw, very earthy flavor”, he chuckled.
“How do you fit in cars?”
“How do you fit in cars?”
"You break them open in till you fit."
"What do you do in darkness"
"What do you do in darkness"
"Dunk."
"What do you do with a ball?"
"What do you do with a ball?"
Gigi blinked; blue lights flashed behind purple-dusted lids, processing the question. Ball. What kind of ball? The throwing kind? Dancing? Dancing, she decided. She preferred that kind.
"You do a waltz on it." She smiled, confident in this (very wrong) answer. "Obviously. I mean, what else would you do with it?"
The robots features creased a little, signaling that she had a question of her own. "How should one go about removing a nail polish stain from a new white rug?"
"You do a waltz on it." She smiled, confident in this (very wrong) answer. "Obviously. I mean, what else would you do with it?"
The robots features creased a little, signaling that she had a question of her own. "How should one go about removing a nail polish stain from a new white rug?"
"Paint the stain the same color as the rug"
"How do I open a can of soda?"
"How do I open a can of soda?"
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