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(I like French! Haha! And you forgot to post your wish!!!)

(Dang my bad! what an irony! Just Edited it ooops!)

Granted, but once the balls touch the ground they turn into globs of sticky slime.


I wish for a better organized shoe closet.

"Granted! You get the most organized shoe closet...one quite too organized!! Arranging themselves even! The shoes became sentient! And whas is that? They created a shoe crime sindicate that operates from your closet? Ohhh no!"

"Aha!! Now I wont forget to make a wish! Mhhhh...I wish to eliminate global warming using a giant ice cube dropped on the sea!"

Kael could only watch in horror as the icen mass descended across the atmosphere, as he drifted into the aether portal, he could not help but lament another world lost to the daemonic machinations of a malevolent being. The cosmos was apathetic as the planet met its end at the hands of the gigantic mass of ice, slamming across its crust, aeons of life, civilization and existence turned to nothing in a matter of moments. If any denizens survived, they surely would have cursed and swore vengeance upon whatever condemned them to this end.

" I wish for there to be elvish settlements across every realm "

"Unfortunately for you, the elves are in the minority race and are constantly harassed by the majority. You've achieved nothing but created needless violence for your people. Good one."

"I wish to destroy the Gundam Seere, the one that killed my family and took my arm."

The doe looks a bit astonished at Argi, but then "Wish granted, the Seere is dismantled, shredded and recycled into an even better mobile suit, made by Gjallahorn himself. The suit has an own intelligence now and comes after you, to take of your other arm. This is what says the premonition of Gundam Seere Jisedai"

"I could just wish to become real, to be really cuddly, be taken into arms all day long without to worry anymore..."

"Ooh!!!" Pascal squeals in a high pitched voice that doesn't look possible for him. He shuffles to his alchemy station immediately dumping liquids of different colors and consistency into a bowl, and grinds up fine herbs that no mortal from earth has ever seen at least. At least he shuffles back, almost throwing the potion to Lisbeth, "All yours!"

If the doe takes the potion, Pascal continues, "Just one caveat. You'll be real. You'll be loved by a wonderfully amazing person. But you will take on the look of a stuffed animal."

Ooc: 😉

Back IC:

"I WISH to find an arcane item that could hold infinite sources of magic! Or at least that doesn't break whenever I withdraw the magic from it. I only make so much off of my potions."

Willow dropped an old dirty sponge in front of the man.

"Wish granted. But this is the arcane item. It holds all sorts of magic.....and other things. You can squeeze quite a bit out of this, and even use it to wipe up the spills. I don't think it'll sanitize anything though."

"I wish for... it to be socially acceptable to place people in time out when they do or say something stupid in public."

Your wish is granted, but they are able to be saved when people tag them out. Sorry Charley!

I wish love was easy to find. Why are guys such pricks

Love is very easy to find, but it's never the person you want it to be. Sorry, Reagan.

I wish I was a princess.

Willow would place a magical torn Burger King crown atop Kendal's head and grin.

"Wish granted! I dub thee Kendal, princess of trailer park land! Don't worry about that white powder residue. The last ruler liked powdered donuts. Yeah, that's what we're going with..."

"I kinda sorta wish to be the bodyguard of the trash princess here. Just, uh... Keep the prickly needles away from me."

Wish granted, but then you lose her in a crowded club and get fired.

I wish for a Bernese mountain dog

"Wish granted... But because I thought it was bermese, not bernese, it's now on the endangered species list as the only one left of its kind, and you're not allowed to interact with it, and can only view it through a plexiglass window."

"I wishhhhh... For three more wishes?"

“Granted of course, you have indefinite wishes, but none will ever get granted correctly and ruined through some silly forum game….”


“I wish… I wish..nah… I wish nothing

Granted....you get nothing.

Even though this was not exactly a wish, the magic genie of the forum game took it as such and will ensure that for the rest of your existence you get exactly...nothing. No life successes. No good luck. Nothing, as you desired.

I wish for...hmmmm....fair winds, a fast broom, and my name being shouted by an applauding crowd.

"Fair winds...Fast broom and a crow that applaud you...Ok.

*Cue magical genie magic*

"AHA! you get turned into...A harley? Welp! Have fun! BROOM BROOM!"

"Mhhhhh... now I wish...I wish... I wish the next person gets an ice cube slid into their clothes and down their back! Hahaha!"

Willow thought about this for a moment. She momentarily swapped bodies with the maker of the wish. Where the ice cube would still go down Willow's back, it also went down Gura's back.

"Wish granted. But you're also affected one way or another. Hehehe."

"I wish for world peace. But, when it backfires, the backfire also backfires."

Max nods, he fakes some movement with his hands as if he would look into a crystal ball, no ball of fire, no shimmering light appears, definitely he has to work on his non-existing magical powers, but yet he can grant a wish:

His dark voice roams into the place, "Wish granted, world Zeylon, the world in the lower left arm of the Milky Way Galaxy, approximately 25,426 light-years away lives in total peace now. But we on world Earth, still have some 'heroic' presidents of some too big countries believing they do the right thing."

Happy of this granted wish Max returns to work, but his chainsaw fails, as usual, "Darn, I wish I had a chainsaw that doesn't break down" and pulls too strong on the starter-rope, breaking it. The saw lands in the mud...

"GRANTED!"

*Cue indestructible chainsaw magic incoming*

"HA! it's done! You managed to get yourself a chainsaw that doesnt stop and is impossible to break! To make things worse since you dropped it will continue to spin and drill towards the center of the earth!!! Probably in a real slow and quite innefective way but nonetheless it will go on to destroy the planet's core unless you stop it...but guess what? NO ONE CANA! Hahaha! The planet is doomed ans will end in probably a few thousand years...CHEERS!"

"Now then. I wish for a goblin powered sentient rocket grenade!"