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Granted, but now Spongebob Squarepants no longer has a pineapple to live in.

I wish there was a real Freddy FazBear's Mega Pizzaplex.

Granted, but it burns down a week after it opens

I wish I had the motivation to write my webcomic more often

Granted but you can only write it in a language no one can understand.

I wish I could see into the future!

Granted, but it's always bad and it doesn't tell you when it happens.

I wish that I am able to see other people's dreams in detail.

Granted but you are trapped within the dreams and are doomed to travel from dream to dream forever.

I wish that I could travel into any book or movie universe at any time.

Granted, but you don't remember any of it once you return to the real world. No matter how amazing your adventures may be, it's all lost somewhere in the binding with the muffin crumbs.

I wish that I had an army of devoted geese to do my bidding.

Granted, but they are riddled with illness and die after taking one step.




I wish for limitless energy

But you explode if you sit still for too long

I want my dog to live as long as I do

Granted, but the dog doesn't stay young and continues to age and suffer for living the equivalent of hundreds of years older than they're supposed to and is unable to not suffer as they're bound to only die at the exact same time as you.

I wish I had a whole pizza to myself!

Granted, but it's a pizza with only toppings you can't stand!

I wish cats knew how cute they were.

Granted. However they already do and by doing so leads to the building of Pyramids upside down.

I wish that videogames didn't have microtransactions

Granted, but each game kicks you out after one hour and you need to repurchase it to continue.




I wish I could master every art form

Done! But now all art is reduced to painting a single stripe on a canvas and everyone hates it.

I wish all Mc Donalds ice cream machines become sentient.

They now decide that all the memes and hate about them not working is evil and attack Humans Terminator style.


I wish for money to buy some Wendy's food.

Nah, bro took away Microtransactions and Added Macrotransactions

Kaching! You now have money to buy food but they mess up your order and you are stuck with a single dino nuggie of unknown origin.

I wish cotton candy was waterproof

Granted. Now it's impossible to eat as your saliva can no longer break it down.

I wish for the perfect roleplay partner!

Granted, however, they're not around as much as you'd want them to be!

I wish...I had a rapier!

Granted. It's bent.

I wish this sentence was false!

Granted, However you won't be able to get up ever again.

I wish I stayed in bed.