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Cue Edith just still eating a sandvich. It still tastes like salt... "This sandwich tastes like salt..."

Gru attempted to fix the Cheese Ray, but it just wasn't shooting. "Aw com'on!" He whined, slamming it down, when suddenly it shot out a bunch of cheese at Edith. "Oop-" He looked at it. "Fixed it."

Cue Edith just looking at the 4th wall then she shrugged.

Fourth Wall Break: 1

"Need a hand?"

"Nah- I'm fine-"

Gru stood up, aimed the Cheese Ray at a target-- Where did that come from? --and shot at it, covering the target with cheese. He let out a nasally evil laugh and then looked at the minions. "What are-- Stuart, what are you doing?" Gru stared at one of the minions. Cue some of the minions falling off the tall tower of stacked tables. "Ehhhhh, I bon no." (Translation: Ehhhhh, I don't know.) Stuart shrugged.

Cue Isaac just pushing Edith away. "Hold on, i got this." Cue Isaac just standing still, waiting to be fired at. "Heh, cmon. I'll give you one shot."

Gru looked over at Isaac. "Hmmm, alright." Gru aimed the Cheese Ray at Isaac.
He shot and cheese shot out of the ray, right straight at Isaac, covering him in it.

Isaac parried blocked the shot, sending it back at Gru. However, Isaac still had cheese all over him. "Cmon now!" Isaac said in disappointment.

Speed Down! -0.2 Speed! Isaac's speed now: 0.8

One of the minions got in front of Gru to prevent him from getting cheese'd.

Gru raised a brow, then loaded up another canister of cheese onto the Cheese Ray and shot at Isaac again.

Isaac wasn't paying attention and he got cheesed!

Isaac received a full heart damage plus a major speed down! Isaac's speed: 0.4

"Uh guys?- I think i need some speed-up items right now-"

Gru nasally laughed and aimed the Cheese Ray at Isaac again. "Cheese Ray!" He shouted after shooting it at Isaac.

Isaac suddenly ducked then remembered about the pills. "Aha! I got it!" Isaac ate a random pill...

Movement Speed Up! +0.5 Movement Speed! Isaac's speed now: 0.9

"Haha! Man, i am lucky i am holding PHD!"

New Item Learned: PHD. Converts all bad pills into good ones.

"Hmm, seems like these pills has a cooldown. I can't just spam them every time." Isaac starts defending.

Onyx strode through the door...the old smile back on his face "greetings! It has been a long road and I hope to find some good tea and some good company" he sat onto his pillow by the hearth

"Hewwo."

Azumi shapeshifted into a cardboard box during the her notable absence in Trixie's Bar. She is now awake and has stolen the Bulldozer's laptop in order to play TF2 Scout.

Inspektor Bonk put the Bonk Helm on Azumi's head.

"Alright!", he cried in astonishment at the fact the a wise old fox wearing a kimono seemed to be okay with wearing a drinking helmet.

"Can I have one of those helmets, but with apple juice?"