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Pango tosses like five blankets on theo

"Ay, my knife!"

*looks over at Isaac* someone say knife?

"AH!-" Isaac quickly grabbed brimstone then fires a comically large laser at em, by getting jumpscared.

*Nursery appeared behind Isaac this time, somehow avoiding the laser?* You're so small! *picks Isaac up and holds him* You're the size of Cloud, my teddy bear!

"Ay! Let go of me! I don't want to be picked up here, thank you very much!" Due to Isaac being picked up, he just gets the weakened status or defense down if you prefer. Lol.

*he shakes Isaac gently*
You're so cute! Are you a plushie like Cloud?
Do you need more stuffing? I can do surgery on you.

"Here we go again."

Cue Edith just appearing in front of Nursery. Then she just snatches Isaac from him. "He's not a plushie dude. He's a human. Like most of us here. but instead, i'm a damn salt statue."

"Thanks Edith." Cue Isaac just heading to a table. Probably one off-screen.

*he looked at Edith with a bit of sad look on his face*
*Edith seemed to hurt his feelings*

" I mean grey skin is a little odd to see in humans but alright"

"Well i could say she's a little salty... ok i should stop with the puns." Isaac said, shrugging slightly.

She casually walks over to Edith and pokes her " Are you really just living salt?"

"I was human... Well, until i got cursed by some wizard. Now i'm just stuck forever as a salt statue-type human. I don't know."

She barges into the bar. “B**CH I’M BACK!!!!!”


(HEY GUYS, I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!…. Crap, caps lock.)

"A-" Nolegs was pancaked by the door!

Kagami Tadashi-Tenshi has PANCAKED Nolegs with a door. Kill Streak: 1

Kagami looks at a flattened Nolegs. “Is this smash bros?”

"no, you just pretty much killed me with the door- well- almost-"

Kagami looks down, blinking. “He’s still talking…” her eyes glow as she does. “not for long!”