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"Pfft. Weak."

"says the tank"

"I'm not a-" She steps out from the mech revealing a human. "Siehst du?"

"im not surprised to be honest"

“Tanks sure have come a long way…….they used to just be angry boxes.”

"i mean the only tank ive seen that counts as "angry box" was well an angry metal box that shot at me"

"Angry rhombuses... yes,"

"angry roombas?"

Yeah, I’m outdated, how could you tell?

i wonder if i could throw the mark v

"You are like me, except I cannot be removed from my mech."

"Hm. I was one of the lucky ones. Earlier experiments the pilot could not leave the mech at all, for reasons unknown. Gott segne ihre Seelen."

"ill uh just go poke a werewolf between the eyes with a stick"

She busted out the door. "Don't leave me, I want to go too."

"well then i uhhh have no response to your desire to go harass werewolves but uhh sure?"

"Oh no, I just want to use my guns on humanoid targets."

"ooookkkkkk totally not roon behavior whatever the sticks ain't gonna poke werewolves themselves!"

She quickly grabbed her travel gear. "Are you leaving now?"

"well full is soon get them there before the raid one of the villages i marked on the map that i secretly stashed on your ship while you were sleeping i also ran general maintenance with what tools i have"

"I... see."