****LUNCH SPECIAL****
Lengua tacos
Barbacoa tacos
Chicken fajitas
Grilled fish tacos
Steak burritos
Each plate comes with Hispanic rice, black beans chips, and salsa.
FREE DRINK WITH EVERY MEAL
Lengua tacos
Barbacoa tacos
Chicken fajitas
Grilled fish tacos
Steak burritos
Each plate comes with Hispanic rice, black beans chips, and salsa.
FREE DRINK WITH EVERY MEAL
Isa Lingworth wrote:
Isa sets up her shop table again with the following items: a bowling ball, an ornately decorated wooden box, a pamphlet for a place called "Ne'erunder," a ring with a glowing diamond in it, a 5ft tall chocolate bar wrapped in a label that says "Forty-Five Pounds of Chocolate™," a bodybag that isn't empty, a pufferfish in a fish tank, a can of Pringles, a bottle that is labeled "The 1st Bottle of Beer," and a painting depicting the homicide of Abraham Lincoln.
Five had entered the bar once more with Delores in his arms.
He looked to Isa's shop and instantly noticed the painting of Lincoln. "Oh? I remember when that happened." He said, vaguely.
"But hey, back then, an order from The Handler was an order from The Handler." Five shrugged, continuing being vague and went to the counter.
He ordered a black coffee, like last time. Lemon creme for Delores.
Mathius Kothinto wrote:
****LUNCH SPECIAL****
Lengua tacos
Barbacoa tacos
Chicken fajitas
Grilled fish tacos
Steak burritos
Each plate comes with Hispanic rice, black beans chips, and salsa.
FREE DRINK WITH EVERY MEAL
Lengua tacos
Barbacoa tacos
Chicken fajitas
Grilled fish tacos
Steak burritos
Each plate comes with Hispanic rice, black beans chips, and salsa.
FREE DRINK WITH EVERY MEAL
Yamato has been patiently waiting over a day for his order. he isn't even sure if his order was taken, yet he waits like a gentleman.
Isa merely squinted at Five after he came up, dropped that comment, and left. She shook her head and addressed the rest of her customers.
"I made sure not to have items today that would not cause bodily harm, or indigestion from a copiously stupid amount of sugar," Isa stated. "Anything catch your respective eyes?"
"I made sure not to have items today that would not cause bodily harm, or indigestion from a copiously stupid amount of sugar," Isa stated. "Anything catch your respective eyes?"
* max looked at the wooden box * max: is there anything in that box if not i want to hear how much
"It's a replica of Pandora's Box," Isa said. "It contains all the evils of the world just like the original, as well as the concept of Hope. The starting price is 10 gold for that one."
Aunn narrowed her eyes. "It's not empty." she said, pointing at the shopkeeper. "Did you kill anyone?"
"I did not today, no. I found it on the roadside in a ditch. Figured someone would buy it."
max: nope sorry after that dumb seed incodent i dont trust anything coming out of things how much for the pringals
She got even more flustered. "But... why? Why are you selling a random body?!"
Moven would then be in the corner, building and engineering something with Rina and Hallie. Moven just wants to try something new although the other three is not interested into his inventions much.
Moven: "So, what if i were to attach a explosive to a plunger and then i would build a crossbow that launches random projectiles? Would it be a explosive plunger launcher?
Suddenly, SECRET appears in front of the three already tapping his foot.
SECRET: "Why don't you three just SHUT THE CENSORED UP?!"
Jesus christ... According to Isa in the Friend, Date or Pass trend, SECRET really needs to work on his temper.
(I'd be surprised if ANYONE gets the reference.)
Moven: "So, what if i were to attach a explosive to a plunger and then i would build a crossbow that launches random projectiles? Would it be a explosive plunger launcher?
Rina: "Explosive plunger launcher? HAH! That's a dumb name for a launcher like that! Look, Moven. You gotta be at least creative about these invention names, even though your good at building things. (and combat too since SECRET did corrupt you that one time.)"
Hallie: "To be honest, I would actually agree with Rina even though she's stubborn with invention names that she'll just end up punching someone in the f-"
Suddenly, SECRET appears in front of the three already tapping his foot.
SECRET: "Why don't you three just SHUT THE CENSORED UP?!"
Jesus christ... According to Isa in the Friend, Date or Pass trend, SECRET really needs to work on his temper.
(I'd be surprised if ANYONE gets the reference.)
"You never know when you need a random body! For example." Picking up the body, she hurls it onto her shoulder. Walking up to SECRET, she yeets it directly into him. "Stop yelling, I'm trying to make a sale!"
Calmly walking back, she addresses Max. "The Pringles are one gold."
Calmly walking back, she addresses Max. "The Pringles are one gold."
Aunn's eyes widened in shock. "What the-" She walked over to Isa. "Why did you do that?"
The jujutsu sorcerer stare at Isa, slightly suspicious but also confused.
SECRET would just makes aggressive noises towards Isa.. until Lockelan just tapes SECRET to the ceiling, then turned to Isa Lingworth.
Lockelan: "I am very sorry about SECRET. He just hates it when one of us talks in this group. Once these 100 years are over, i'm gonna freakin' murder this guy..."
SECRET: "YOU CAN MURDER DEEZ NU-"
Rina then throws a knife at SECRET's knee, shutting him up... for now at least.
Lockelan: "I am very sorry about SECRET. He just hates it when one of us talks in this group. Once these 100 years are over, i'm gonna freakin' murder this guy..."
SECRET: "YOU CAN MURDER DEEZ NU-"
Rina then throws a knife at SECRET's knee, shutting him up... for now at least.
"Because you asked for a demonstration of why someone would need a random body, and I gave you a demonstration! It was unorthodox, I admit, but it worked."
Isa addressed Lockelan. "It's alright. He should watch his temper, really."
Isa addressed Lockelan. "It's alright. He should watch his temper, really."
max: i mean she has a point
Lockelan then nods to Isa while SECRET is just flipping Isa off despite being taped to the ceiling. It's funny how SECRET gets over the littlest things in life. I might as well insert a count on how many times SECRET gets angry at little things.
Count of how many times SECRET got angry: 1 (<- oh look there it is
)
Count of how many times SECRET got angry: 1 (<- oh look there it is
)
Five simply watched the whole thing go down, without an ounce of surprise on his face.
So did Delores, but that was normal for her.
So did Delores, but that was normal for her.
Five Hargreeves wrote:
Five simply watched the whole thing go down, without an ounce of surprise on his face.
So did Delores, but that was normal for her.
So did Delores, but that was normal for her.
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