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Wish sat at a table, a terrarium housed a particularly agressive insect.. from what Wish has experienced.. those mandibles cut through most things aside from thick rocks and the likes..

"I found it in a damp forest.. and it evolved with its prey.. to cut through shells...-"

"What kind of insect is that?" Dax asked as she stared at the terrarium.

"Go bring it a few mussels from the kitchen"

Matt would then cough. "Stairs." Suddenly, a flight of stairs pancakes Matt! "AGH-"

Korby then blinked in confusion before shrugging, going back to eating the hoagie.

Keeby would then walk in before looking towards the flattened Matt. They then looked over to Korby. "What happened?"

"Stairs fell on him." Korby said simply.

Keeby would then blink in confusion. "He fell down the stairs?"

"Nope. Stairs FELL on him."

"Huh.... You giotta be pretty dumb to have stairs fall on you."

"Now I've seen everything."

"Have you seen a raccoon choke on a finger?"

"I've seen a raccoon run across a soccer pitch."

"hmmm.... not the same."

"But still pretty funny." Dax shows Zoe the video she's talking about.

Zoe laughs out loud. "The players were so not entertained!!! Oh wow, I normally hate Tanuki, but that one has my utmost respect."

"That's a proper raccoon, not a tanuki." Dax frowned. "A tanuki, or Japanese Raccoon Dog, is actually a species of wild canid. Despite the name, it and the common raccoon dog found in mainland Asia are more closely related to foxes."

Zoe frowns back. "Do not quote the Google on me. Raccoon, Tanuki, they're both the same to me."

"Well there's a distinct difference, and I've had to correct people so many times in my 300 plus years of existence that I've lost track."

She puts a finger up. "Shut."