Forums » Fantasy Roleplay » Trixie's Bar (Everyone welcome)

"Huh? What's going on?"

Joot's father sighed. "Well, even if that's true, you can't blame me for worrying."

Fumizuki waves shyly, while hiding behind Drael.

"It's not actually painful, it turns your skin to rocks, allowing you to tank more damage than an average person! Hell, even more than that pirate hat wearin' dude, lol!"

"HEY! Watch it, nerd!"

"Good sir, Mathius Kothinto has deemed this a nonviolent place. Jooters is here often, and he is also under the care of my Brothers, the Blood Angels. Jooters is close to Brother-Lieutenant Tolmeron"

"I'm a barbarian, so I can tank a lot already. Plus, I'm fireproof thanks to this thing." Karlach taps her chest, where her mechanical heart is visibly glowing beneath her skin. "I also don't think that turning my skin to rock would play nicely with it, either."

Nokotan is spitting bars again

Azumi returned to the bar in her fox form. She started to chase her tails.

* max walks into the bar as he notices azumi classing her tail * max: so does that not make you dizzy when you do that?

"Azumi does that all the time" he made sure to remain close to Azumi as today, the Red Thirst was affecting him.

Cue Fake Peppino just playing dead while meanwhile Olivia pokes him with a stick

"I think Heavy is dead."

And then meanwhile with these guys...

Everyone: "THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!"

“No, we are not doing the heavy is dead skit today.”

*confused floof noises*

"The fact I was just about to say that too. Besides, wasn't Heavy is dead created back in 2019?"

"Hmmm…" Fumizuki starts attempting to calculate what 20+19 is, using some soda cans sitting on the bar to represent the numbers. "One, two, thwee…"

Anna, meanwhile bursted into the tavern. "WHO'S BEEN DRAWING D*CKS ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?!"

"PFFFF- HAHAHAHAHA-"