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"mhm pretty much sums it up"

*She just sidestepped out of the way* "You know, I'm glad that we can be on the same page, about spiritual stuff, without being called crazy."

"i'm blood sucking vampire with a personal vendetta against dracula i've long since passed being crazy"

"I'm just simply a human that knows about spirits, Can't do anything about it though."

"be an exorcist or something i don't care"

"Well vampire, I'm pretty sure i haven't met you?"

"we have met before"

"but then my arm wasn't useless flesh covered by a black arm cover looking device"

"either way, only a few things i can't just dodge anyways, tell me what are your bullets made of?"

"my own blood" he said that nochanlantly

"not a difficulty to dodge then"

She just made a weirded out face "Bullets made from blood, especially from one's own, yeah that's kinda awkward. No offense."

"i've seen weirder"

"blood is composed of iron concentrate enough blood you can make a bullet casing hardening the blood also gives it a supernatural ability better suited for piercing and killing anything from your common undead to your flying aligators that shoot fire"

“I don’t like crosses mister cause I’m part demon so don’t shoot me mister ok?”

*Insert an even more weirded out face* "Wait, *pfft* FLYING ALLIGATORS?! THIS A DREAM OR SOMETHING?!"

"There are ten year olds who catch gods in my world"

"since you missed the joke you idiot let me correct myself"

"a dragon a fire breathing flying annoyance i what i was referring to"

"that is technically a dragon i guess"