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"and if you hit someone volatile and they strike back with a real weapon?" nevermind he looked worse then the soliders when they left verdun his helmet visor cracked and parts of his armor clearly damaged by plasma burns

“And if you want to keep your sorry lives, I suggest you knock it off.”

Jacob and Esau shrugged at each other. Instead they started fighting with slices of... PIZZA?! Jacob:"Pizza fight it is then." Esau:"Your on!"

"enough" the wounded clearly in pain SPARTAN III separates the two boys

Jacob:"Cmon man! We just got in 1 second of the fight!" Esau:"Yeah dude!"

"and i just got out of a fight that took peoples lives fighting is not a game"

Meow hiss meow. It seems Nolegs is telling people something. Translation:"Hey, I won't have to remind ya twice but.. Some man with a eyepatch and a bottle of scrumpy is coming here."

“Oh, great. A talking CENSORED]ing cat. Can this day get any better?”

rolls his eyes and sits in his booth annoyed

Nolegs just throws a random brick at Surtr as in shut up. :T

he catches the brick and crushes it having seen the cat thrown the brick

In a single motion, Surtr’s large sword cuts the brick in two, because that’s just what happens when you throw stuff at a Sarkaz?

which also cut his hand as he just looks at surtr and mutters an ow

“…I must protest to you destroying those.”

he just looks at her his eyes showing how much he wanted to die his hand bleeding as he snorks annoyed

"let it be said...that i hate you all equally now" he walks off his hand bleeding

"Meow-" Translate:"Wait what the- Guys, I see sticky bombs on the door so i suggest TAKING COVER."

Wakumi just sighed observing the events in front of her.

if he got blown up cool he really wouldn't care

Insert Demoman blowing up the door open. He probably used up 7-8 stickybombs for that. GOD. "Kaboooom!"