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"Alright." Nolegs then got a warp star (for some reason he has one.) then used his nine lives skill. It gave any living people auto revive. nice.

he looks at the gravestone says screw it and just punches the thing with all his strength

"Also careful when using items. We don't know what item we have if the weather is just glitchy."

"fair enough figured a game world with problems would be a pain in the this has been censored for potty mouth language the writer has been sacked"

"Yeah, i agree right there."

"Thanks for the bread though." Roadhog gently headpats Honey before he heads off.

Azumi, after giving Ren a huge lecture about wandering into strange places by himself, approaches Nolegs with a curious look on her face.
"Are you perhaps... A bakeneko?"

Raven wormholes to Shade. “What’s going on?”

"What the hell? No!"

"well raven we are fighting a giant gravestone...yeah its weird"

"Which is a giant glitch boss for some r-" Insert Nolegs getting absolutely pwned "Welp, i'm dead."

he just facepalms and dropkicks the boss sending it hurtling into the ground

SIKE! Nolegs had the auto revive status. "Haha, get pranked."

"can we please focus on the fight?"

"Normally it'll be illegal to use a laser cannon but..." Insert Nolegs pulling out a very giant a*s laser cannon

"and you just now decide to use that are you trying to get us killed?!?"

"Oh relax, this doesn't even affect you because this has a friendly fire option. Besides it's off so the laser can't even kill you."

"thats not the issue you had that weapon on you and were forcing us to fight this thing with no weapons as you said items just you know what whatever just shoot the stupid thing"

"Plus, i kinda found this gun in the equips menu so.. Yeah." insert click here. ...and the giant a*s laser cannon just SHOOP DA WHOOP (i know. old meme but still funny)

"well that worked i guess"