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Subtleknifewielder wrote:
When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

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Ya like sauce?

Well I think you're a pretty rad person - ya better take that as a "condiment"! You have to "relish" that fact.

Well, I'll "ketchup" with you later. :3

Humor me here, but you're not just limiting yourself to pun topic? After all, there's so many routes of cheerfulness to go on, there's no joking about it. bit here, let me try:
What do comedians end their websites with?
.comedy


I guess that wasn't funny, there's no reason to joke fun at the internet.

TheYodelingBear wrote:
Humor me here, but you're not just limiting yourself to pun topic? After all, there's so many routes of cheerfulness to go on, there's no joking about it. bit here, let me try:
What do comedians end their websites with?
.comedy


I guess that wasn't funny, there's no reason to joke fun at the internet.

pfft

thenormalpotato wrote:
Ya like sauce?

Well I think you're a pretty rad person - ya better take that as a "condiment"! You have to "relish" that fact.

Well, I'll "ketchup" with you later. :3

heh :)

Did you hear the story about the mechanic? It was truly riveting.

Subtleknifewielder wrote:
Did you hear the story about the mechanic? It was truly riveting.

Pfffffffffffffffffffft

To write with a broken pencil is pointless. :P

How about the one that was told to the deaf man? Yeah, I didn't hear it either.

Skrifa wrote:
To write with a broken pencil is pointless. :P

True

Subtleknifewielder wrote:
How about the one that was told to the deaf man? Yeah, I didn't hear it either.

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Was that too much?

Maybe I should shrink down a bit to make room for others, I think there is too much of me in here. XD

Subtleknifewielder wrote:
Was that too much?

Maybe I should shrink down a bit to make room for others, I think there is too much of me in here. XD

nooooooooooooooooooooooo its fine

What do you call a time-traveling cannibal monster? A WHENdigo

MsMari wrote:
What do you call a time-traveling cannibal monster? A WHENdigo
HAAAAA! XD

The rubber stocks really ballooned today...I mean they just blew up!

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