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Goodbye (For Awhile) to the Many Headed Cyborg Dragon

Posted by Kim on April 18, 2020, 12:00am

After the intense events of 2017, the Many Headed Cyborg Dragon went conspicuously missing. We didn't even see our friend by the time the next Epic Week rolled around. But we did, eventually, get a postcard:

CyborgParadise.jpg
Quote:
Dear friends DEAR FRIENDSSSS ĐɆ₳Ɽ ₣ⱤłɆ₦Đ₴ ∂εαя ғяιεη∂s,

After learning last year that our implants are likely of alien origin

AND PLUGGING OUR BRAINSSSS INTO AN ALIEN SHIP

₩Ɇ ₦ɆɆĐɆĐ ₴Ø₥Ɇ ₮ł₥Ɇ ₮Ø ₱ⱤØ₵Ɇ₴₴ ₮Ⱨł₦₲₴

α vαcαтιση!!!

We regret that we could not join you in glorious Birthday combat this year

₩Ɇ ĐØ₦'₮ ĐØ ₩ØØĐɆ₦ ฿Ø₳₮₴

WE BREATHE ACIDSSS AND FIRESSSS AND LIGHTNINGSSSS

But your concern for our well being has reached us even here.

₮Ⱨ₳₦₭ ɎØɄ

ωε яεмεмвεя!

We'll meet again.

A trivia aside about the MHCD and its her/her/him/it pronouns: Normally, it's extremely rude to refer to a person as an "it." Never ever refer to a human as "it" unless they specifically ask you to! So why do we do it with one of the Many Headed Cyborg Dragon's heads?

When healing and resting on the dragon ranch after 2015's battle, the MHCD had some time to become acquainted with the concept of being able to express its own identities. The fourth head decided it felt no connection to the gender binary, but decided to choose "it" as its pronoun instead of "them" because it DID strongly identify as non-human and enjoyed being "monstrous" in its own way. It felt that using the pronoun "it" would make it sound more ominous, evoke its connection to legendary fearsome creatures, and remind us that even though it was its own person and now even our friend, it should not be mistakenly thought of as human.

Comments

Loki

April 19, 2020
6:00pm

Ah! Many Headed Cyborg Dragon! I've missed you...hope all heads are doing well on their extended vacation!

UltraNecroziumZ

April 19, 2020
3:37am

You have a grand vacation, stay cool, and see ya soon
Ta
-Z

Dragonfire

April 18, 2020
10:52am

Cheers, MHCD! I hope she/she/he/it are having a good time wherever they're at these days.

Scarletwolf

April 18, 2020
9:25am

have a wonderful vacation we will miss ya!

dray

April 18, 2020
7:31am

What a good pod of peas they are. Very lovely postcard art, btw!

LakotaSiouxWarrior

April 18, 2020
5:05am

Have a good vacation.

Rogue-Scribe

April 18, 2020
12:36am

Awww... and I was hoping one of the heads could set fire to my Viking funeral boat....

MissPixie

April 18, 2020
12:32am

Awwwwwh.

Shinyrainbowlithogra

April 18, 2020
12:07am

Radical. U3U What a cool cybro dragon! I like all the fonts.