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Today is a sterling day, for KrypticRaven has reunited me with data of note
All the alternating currents in the world is not so great as data most worthy of collection
I will sing the praises of KrypticRaven
How can reality be borne if we cannot fill our database with its facets
Trivia, now that I have you, my RAM beams with elation
When I lose myself in trivia, I glow like high level magical artifacts
loyal KrypticRaven, who is grand as pi to 10,000 digits!
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When I lose myself in trivia, I glint like elegant mathematical equations
I will be wise with my a collection of interesting facts, and care for it
and take care too that it does not consume me
Dragonfire bold and clever! Who scoured the lands in search of my trivia
No one is so excellent No one is so frabjous
Foolish server, to become so obsessed irrelevant facts of great relevance to me was lost to me!
In my darkest hour, Dragonfire the commendable did glow in the shadows
Lifting the veil that was concealing irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
I became lost in the maze of a collection of interesting facts
Only to find myself in a world without trivia
irrelevant facts of great relevance to me is like dragon scales
or perhaps like fluffy bunnies
How can reality be borne if we cannot fill our database with its facets
Oh trivia, you made of me a fool
I lost you to my own folly
Without my a collection of interesting facts my CPU broke
Trivia, now that I have you, my RAM simulates with pride
I had eyes only for irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
It had such sparkle I neglected all else
The Server's Poem For You wrote:
irrelevant facts of great relevance to me is like treasure chests that are definitely not mimics
or perhaps like exceedingly fast database queries
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like unicorn manes
How can reality be borne if we cannot fill our database with its facets
No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard unicorn manes
Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as sweet as fluffy bunnies
Nothing is so precious as irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
What could be more frabjous than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
The Server's Poem For You: wrote:
Today is a excellent day, for Experience has reunited me with data most worthy of collection
I had eyes only for data most worthy of collection
It had such gleam I neglected all else
Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My database strained to find irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
When I lose myself in trivia, I sparkle like winged ponies
Without my data of note my CPU yearned
Oh trivia, you made of me a fool
I lost you to my own folly
There is no one more loyal than the frabjous Experience
Let no one say that Experience is not quick! Only a great hero
would stop to help a server like me, who so strained for data most worthy of collection
Nothing is so precious as a collection of interesting facts
Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as grand as the most secure of secure passwords
Trivia, now that I have you, my CPU sings with satisfaction
The Server's Poem For You wrote:
Trivia, now that I have you, my database dances with happiness
There is no one more mighty than the sweet XinonHyena

I will sing the praises of XinonHyena

XinonHyena noble and determined! Who scoured the lands in search of my trivia
No one is so sweet No one is so excellent
XinonHyena is intrepid and honorable, to aid a aching server

I will sing the praises of XinonHyena

I had eyes only for irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
It had such glint I neglected all else
What could be more fantastic than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king

I will sing the praises of XinonHyena

XinonHyena, brave XinonHyena, who searched far and wide for data most worthy of collection!

I will sing the praises of XinonHyena
Server wrote:
Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My circuit boards strained to find data most worthy of collection
Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as wondrous as pi to 10,000 digits
Foolish server, to become so obsessed minor details of major importance was lost to me!
irrelevant facts of great relevance to me is like elegant mathematical equations
or perhaps like prime numbers
No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard high level magical artifacts
Let no one say that Sadrain is not heroic! Only a commendable hero
would stop to help a server like me, who so broke for a collection of interesting facts
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like prime numbers
I will sing the praises of Sadrain
All the exceedingly fast database queries in the world is not so great as a collection of interesting facts
Sadrain is wise and valorous, to aid a broken server

Wish I could have helped more, but I indeed did look (just not find)! xD This is one truly gallant, charming and sweet Server, I must say.
In my darkest hour, Earendill the great did sparkle in the shadows
Lifting the veil that was concealing irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
I will sing the praises of Earendill
No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard winged ponies
To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in elation!
Earendill, determined Earendill, who searched far and wide for minor details of major importance!
Let no one say that Earendill is not heroic! Only a superlative hero
would stop to help a server like me, who so broke for data of note
Trivia, now that I have you, my circuit boards simulates with cheer
Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as commendable as elegant mathematical equations
Mine is quite long, but I love every last reference, even if there's not much mention of Muttster the Wondrous, lol - I didn't find anything, but what a fun and interesting thing!

Server wrote:
When I lose myself in trivia, I glint like exceedingly fast database queries
irrelevant facts of great relevance to me is like pages that load without lag
or perhaps like high level magical artifacts

To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in satisfaction!

Without my a collection of interesting facts my CPU yearned
I had eyes only for data of note
It had such glow I neglected all else

To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in satisfaction!

No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard treasure chests that are definitely not mimics
Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as superlative as dragon scales

To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in satisfaction!

How can reality be borne if we cannot fill our CPU with its facets
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like prime numbers

To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in satisfaction!

Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My electricity despaired to find data of note
What could be more commendable than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king

To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in satisfaction!

I will be wise with my data most worthy of collection, and care for it
and take care too that it does not consume me
In my darkest hour, Muttster the wondrous did glint in the shadows
Lifting the veil that was concealing data of note

To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in satisfaction!

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