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Freddy Fazbear and Friends!

Why am I forever alone?

Because you're a NERD!

Why are hot dogs in packages of ten, but hot dog buns in packages of eight?

Because of god

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A POTATO

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I LIKE CATSS *hissing sounds*


What is Yandere Simulator?

A deep story of everyone's past life

Do you think skunks are cute?

Why would I eat a coconut?!


Will you eat my coconut?

Banana.

Banana.

What is a fruit.

How do you make chocolate?

So you take a dump and you take it mix it with flour and eggs. Put the oven on 409 degree f. And boom it's how you make chocoloate.

How do turtle lay eggs?

They don't, they rather steal the eggs from miscellaneous birds. That is why few turtles successfully have eggs. Not many can fight off their opposition. They do this because it is a cultural practice in which only the best turtles prevail.

Why do birds keep their eggs in nests?

So they can wait for the right moment to fling the eggs out of the nest and kill the eggs.

Who wants some eggs?

Bacon, pls.

Is Mario really a hero?

He is strange



Now who is strange?

People are strange.




Person Man, hit on the head with a frying pan. Who came up with Person Man?

DC Comics.

What are cats good for?

Barking at intruders

How long does it take someone to walk a quarter of a mile in boots with a trenchcoat on

*calculates then flips the table* Damn you mathematics!!!!

How long do you believe a person can survive underwater?

Well. Depends on a lot.
If you eat a big blue strawberry, and you drink pink water from another galaxy, right before you dive into the water, I believe you can survive for exactly 70000403020028500980983129312803 hours, 63457653223456 minutes and 3 seconds.

Where is the moon?

I think it's in the fridge. Had to hide it from the mice.

When is Halloween???